Apolyton Christmas Gifts

[DarkCloud]

***Early Posting site for lists to the Christmas Santas that are Mark and Dan*** (Please post YOUR lists here )

To: The Mlingquosk and Firaxis Elves
From: DarkCloud

I've been good this year and have never gotten banned...
Thus, I think I deserve either a special title or some other benefit
I would also like to see Civ III released by November

Thank you very much,
DarkCloud

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(Should this frivolous thread be here or in the OT? Or Locked )

[TCO]

I thought you would talk about what to give Markos...not what to ask for...

[LTEC!]

That almost sounded Kennedyan.

Ask what you can do for your country, not what your country can do for you...

[LTEC!]

ok. heres my christmas letter


Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list

Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks
Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean a phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight

[DarkCloud]

... Lets all give pledge to not create any inflammatory threads on Christmas or multiple Christmas threads... So Markos can have the day off while the Pagans celebrate the "Winter Festival" and the Christians celebrate "Christmas" and muslims, "Rammadan" and hebrews, "Hannukah"

[Shadowstrike]

Dear Santa Mark/Dan:

I have been a good poster this year and have stayed away from making copious amounts of meaningless posts. May I have 500 posts for Christmas?

Thank You,

Shadowstrike

[Lefty Scaevola]

So, LTEC, Santa wears Cocoran Jump boots, 11-EEE, very unusual for a chubby old elf. And, Instead of magically dropping down the chimney, he rappels.

[LTEC!]

He doesn't rappel. Just stomps around

[rah]

For Mark,

We should all buy Apolyton Shirts and Hats, and confuse our loved ones as they all chant, "civ what".

Now instead of CIV themes on the shirts and hats, they just said, that damn game you play all the time, them our loved ones would know how special they were.


RAH

[LTEC!]

I still think My wife hates Civ has it right on the money.

[Immortal Wombat]

Originally posted by LTEC!
ok. heres my christmas letter


Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list

Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks
Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean a phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight

CivTrivia Question #15: Which nation commercialised Christmas to such an extent that thousands, if not millions of kids grow up celebrating the birth of Santa Claus on the 25th December ?

[Mercator]

and #16 ( )... Which company provided the current image of Santa Claus, making everyone around the world think that´s what he actually looks like?

[DarkCloud]

Germany or England?

[Immortal Wombat]

Originally posted by DarkCloud
Germany or England?

Nope

[Eli]

Dear Santa, I was banned only three times and got only one PCR. Therefore I deserve at least to get my 300 posts back.