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  • #31
    <center><table width=80%><tr><td><font color=000080 face="Verdana" size=2><font size="1">quote:
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    </font><font size=1>Originally posted by Stefu on 12-02-2000 10:29 AM</font>
    *puts Builder in a sack and whisks him off to nearby closet*

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    There's plenty of space in there now Stefu has come out of the closet

    Now seriously, if we have anything, we need short and succinct quotes, not these gargantuan pieces of text. Short and sweet like the present ones; quick quotes...
    Speaking of Erith:

    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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    • #32
      Imram that rocked and made me howl with laughter. Wherever did you find it ??

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      • #33
        One of me friends emailed it to me... that's all I know .
        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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        • #34
          Little Tommy Thompson wants a M-16,
          Sister Suzie wants an Uzi and a submachine,
          Kids are making wishes and wartime strategy,
          singing "Happy, happy birthday to the Prince of Peace!"

          The Foremen, "Buy War Toys For Christmas"
          "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
          "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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          • #35
            "Soon enough, they'd be in a universe where time flowed smoothly in the proper direction and things made sense. A universe where Santa Claus was a good person, not some evil old bastard who sneaked down chimneys once a year to steal all the childrens favourite toys."

            -Rob Grant, Backwards

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            The best way to solve a Differential Equation is to write down the answer - Prof. Gough
            The church is the only organisation that exists for the benefit of its non-members
            Buy your very own 4-dimensional, non-orientable, 1-sided, zero-edged, zero-volume, genus 1 manifold immersed in 3-space!
            All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
            "They offer us some, but we have no place to store a mullet." - Chegitz Guevara

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