How do I change my name?

[Thorn]

I wanted to be "The Queer One", but he doesn't like that for some odd reason.

Queer means strange besides its other meaning (both are true with me)... why can I not be the Strange One? Is that not fitting?

[Ming]

OK... this has gone on long enough.

Your possible name change is not something that will be voted on by the masses... What is appropriate or not will not be open to debate. This is an issue best discussed through PRIVATE channels.