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Oh well, on to fundraising because I'm a poor college student who isn't afraid to be a public spectacle:
At the conference for $10 I will:
1. Wear a 3x5 logo on my person of anything that is legal to be viewed in public. 1 day (anytime outside my room)
2. Write a 500 word essay on the joys of conferencing on a high-interest credit card. (to be put on the site for distribution)
3. (split with Donegeal) Write a 500 word essay on the joys of taking a roadtrip with a somewhat complete stranger.
4. Buy the funniest cheap toy I see at a gas station on the way to the conference and try to get Sid to do something with it.
5. Go to the hotel pool and cannonball next to someone after shouting, "My words are backed with Nuclear Weapons!"
For $15 I will:
1. Bow down at the feet of any designated person and shout "I'm not worthy!" Wayne's World style. Additional monies will lead to additional bowdowns.
2. Find MarkG and to his face inform him that, "His rejection of our attempts at reconcilliation indicate that he is nothing short of a Warmongering Villain"
3. Paint a "FYROM" flag on my forehead for a day. Pictures can of course go on the site.
4. Actively campaign for any candidate in any Democracy Game. (If more than one in the same game wish to advertise this way the first one will get the advertising)
For $20 I will make you a "I SURVIVED MINGAPULCO" T-shirt with customized Forum name and time spent done like a concert tour on the back. (You will have to provide the dates)
For $50 I will type up a 2000 word article featuring interviews with people at the conference. (This will be given to the site for distribution)
For $50 (to split with Donegeal) I will document our nonstop roadtrip from Wisconsin to Maryland. (This will be given to the site for distribution)
For $75 (+bail just in case I'm not sure about this one
) I will warn the clerk at the hotel desk that "My Words are Backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS." (If someone can videotape it, this will be given to the site for distribution)
For a lifetime subscription to ApolytonPLUS I will make 100 CivAnon flyers, and pace around, handing them out to people and tell them that "It's ok, you're among friends."
For $100 I will get a "Sid" haircut, make a Firaxis shirt, and pace the conference dressed as Sid. (Obviously, as many embarassing pictures you can get of me can go on the site.)
For $200 I will dress as Alexander the Great, and have my own "Crazed Greek Wanderings." For an hour of the conference. (Once again
on the pictures, as many as you can take)
Obviously, all services will be rendered at the conference, but in some cases (t-shirts, anything requiring costume, anything for on the way there) I will need payment by July 2nd.
If you have any special requests, I will probably be willing to do them too.
Let me know by PM what you want, and I'll give you info on how to pay me etc.
Oh well, on to fundraising because I'm a poor college student who isn't afraid to be a public spectacle:
At the conference for $10 I will:
1. Wear a 3x5 logo on my person of anything that is legal to be viewed in public. 1 day (anytime outside my room)
2. Write a 500 word essay on the joys of conferencing on a high-interest credit card. (to be put on the site for distribution)
3. (split with Donegeal) Write a 500 word essay on the joys of taking a roadtrip with a somewhat complete stranger.
4. Buy the funniest cheap toy I see at a gas station on the way to the conference and try to get Sid to do something with it.
5. Go to the hotel pool and cannonball next to someone after shouting, "My words are backed with Nuclear Weapons!"
For $15 I will:
1. Bow down at the feet of any designated person and shout "I'm not worthy!" Wayne's World style. Additional monies will lead to additional bowdowns.
2. Find MarkG and to his face inform him that, "His rejection of our attempts at reconcilliation indicate that he is nothing short of a Warmongering Villain"
3. Paint a "FYROM" flag on my forehead for a day. Pictures can of course go on the site.
4. Actively campaign for any candidate in any Democracy Game. (If more than one in the same game wish to advertise this way the first one will get the advertising)
For $20 I will make you a "I SURVIVED MINGAPULCO" T-shirt with customized Forum name and time spent done like a concert tour on the back. (You will have to provide the dates)
For $50 I will type up a 2000 word article featuring interviews with people at the conference. (This will be given to the site for distribution)
For $50 (to split with Donegeal) I will document our nonstop roadtrip from Wisconsin to Maryland. (This will be given to the site for distribution)
For $75 (+bail just in case I'm not sure about this one
) I will warn the clerk at the hotel desk that "My Words are Backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS." (If someone can videotape it, this will be given to the site for distribution)For a lifetime subscription to ApolytonPLUS I will make 100 CivAnon flyers, and pace around, handing them out to people and tell them that "It's ok, you're among friends."
For $100 I will get a "Sid" haircut, make a Firaxis shirt, and pace the conference dressed as Sid. (Obviously, as many embarassing pictures you can get of me can go on the site.)
For $200 I will dress as Alexander the Great, and have my own "Crazed Greek Wanderings." For an hour of the conference. (Once again
on the pictures, as many as you can take)Obviously, all services will be rendered at the conference, but in some cases (t-shirts, anything requiring costume, anything for on the way there) I will need payment by July 2nd.
If you have any special requests, I will probably be willing to do them too.
Let me know by PM what you want, and I'll give you info on how to pay me etc.
Somebody will have to video it, of course!
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