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BTW, I recently was able to install SMAC on the computer I use for the internet... is anyone willing to maybe play an hour or so of turns in IP? Is that even possible? Just thinkin'...
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"My People, this year has been very exellent for our peoples. Allow me to tell you the joys and interesting things which have occured in this year:
1) First off, we were at first pleased to have located our first native life form. Approaching it carefully, our military unit, bravely made his precence known to the worm. The worm became agressive, despite our soldiers constantly repeating "We're allied with the only {bleep}ing faction that cares about you! Stop attacking" many times. Unfortunately, the worm realized it's misunderstatement and was about to join our side, when it tripped over a hardened patch of fungus, breaking its... neck and dying. We apologize to the Gaian community for not being as enlightened as themselves to be able to capture the worm without it's death.
2) The far-off PeaceKeeping faction, which recently signed a friendship with Ourselves, will be recieving a quid-pro-quo tech transfer idea. We most happilly await any and all responses!
3) Sadly, no comment from Morgan. Whatevah. His loss.
4) The "Hivin' Stomp" dance has not only infected our bases with its noxious (yet just so wonderfully enjoyable) dance beat, but a few other bases on other factions as well. Cool, ain't it?
5) Whoever wrote "Sparky likes taking Lady joar in da ass" in fecal matter better come back and clean it up before JoeR finds out about it! Cuz I mean, we're pretty good friends and I don't want that crap (literally and figuratively) on Our Bases!
First Citizen Eternal Spark
"Adress to the People"
BTW, I recently was able to install SMAC on the computer I use for the internet... is anyone willing to maybe play an hour or so of turns in IP? Is that even possible? Just thinkin'...
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"My People, this year has been very exellent for our peoples. Allow me to tell you the joys and interesting things which have occured in this year:
1) First off, we were at first pleased to have located our first native life form. Approaching it carefully, our military unit, bravely made his precence known to the worm. The worm became agressive, despite our soldiers constantly repeating "We're allied with the only {bleep}ing faction that cares about you! Stop attacking" many times. Unfortunately, the worm realized it's misunderstatement and was about to join our side, when it tripped over a hardened patch of fungus, breaking its... neck and dying. We apologize to the Gaian community for not being as enlightened as themselves to be able to capture the worm without it's death.
2) The far-off PeaceKeeping faction, which recently signed a friendship with Ourselves, will be recieving a quid-pro-quo tech transfer idea. We most happilly await any and all responses!
3) Sadly, no comment from Morgan. Whatevah. His loss.
4) The "Hivin' Stomp" dance has not only infected our bases with its noxious (yet just so wonderfully enjoyable) dance beat, but a few other bases on other factions as well. Cool, ain't it?
5) Whoever wrote "Sparky likes taking Lady joar in da ass" in fecal matter better come back and clean it up before JoeR finds out about it! Cuz I mean, we're pretty good friends and I don't want that crap (literally and figuratively) on Our Bases!
First Citizen Eternal Spark
"Adress to the People"
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