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  • #31
    55) When you fall and hurt your knee, you start to wonder why it hasn't healed at all although you've waited for at least 10 turns...
    You make my life and times
    A book of bluesy Saturdays

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    • #32
      You have to be in a base for your knee to heal.

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      • #33
        Yeah, I just assumed that base would be more than 10 moves away

        56) You avoid walking through areas with red plants, claiming that it's "so damn slow, and remember those mindworms around..."
        You make my life and times
        A book of bluesy Saturdays

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        • #34
          57) You post into "You know you've been playing too much SMAC when..." more than once

          58) You actually remember several similar threads in the past which you've all read with enthusiasm

          59) You start living in turns instead of real-time

          60) You won't dare to go out before you've learned to do Empath Song right
          "I'm having a sort of hard time paying attention because my automated teller has started speaking to me, sometimes actually leaving weird messages on the screen, in green lettering, like "Cause a Terrible Scene at Sotheby's" or "Kill the President" or "Feed Me a Stray Cat", and I was freaked out by the park bench that followed me for six blocks last Monday evening and it too spoke to me."
          - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis

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          • #35
            61. You wonder why they don't "repeal the UN charter" for the remainder of the war and use nerve gas...

            62. You refer to leading millions of people in a struggle against oppressors a "social experiment".

            63. You stick your hand into the university's computer to try to "infiltrate datalinks"

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            • #36
              You know you've been playing too much SMAC when...

              You look over at your pet hamsters after a long playing session and think, "you can hear them in there, you can see them. It is a thing of terrible beauty."
              "Perhaps a new spirit is rising among us. If it is, let us trace its movements and pray that our own inner being may be sensitive to its guidance, for we are deeply in need of a new way beyond the darkness that seems so close around us." --MLK Jr.

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              • #37
                65) If you seriously hope that Morgan will pay for the SMAC Movie (see the other thread ...) He ought to have enough money^H^H^H^H^Henergy credits.
                Why doing it the easy way if it is possible to do it complicated?

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                • #38
                  66)When you go to the pentagon in 2100 and ask why there isn't anyone on Alpha Centuri yet.

                  67)When you go back in 2600 and ask why the game hasn't ended yet.
                  Hi, I'm a sig virus. Pass me on by putting me in your sig!

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                  • #39
                    68: You start working on a new game, inspired by SMAC.

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                    • #40
                      69: ( ) And when you enjoy being in the process of making a new game, inspired by Smac.
                      I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.

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                      • #41
                        70. In the middle of an intense negotiation, you mumble (with a glint in your eye ), "I find your unwillingness to cooperate disturbing."
                        I am on a mission to see how much coffee it takes to actually achieve time travel.

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                        • #42
                          That's easy one. When you do stuff like that:

                          ftp://netdots.myftp.org/Vitaly4.exe

                          For all the paranoid once:
                          1) Stay paranoid, it is healthy.
                          2) This exe is free of trojans/viruses etc. It contains an animated talking face created by CrazyTalk (http://www.reallusion.com/) which exports to exe files.

                          Oh and the talking face is me, a few years ago.
                          Vitaly Belman
                          ICQ: 1912453

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                          • #43
                            71. When you quote Foreman Domai looking absolutely ridiculous

                            You need help!
                            "I'm having a sort of hard time paying attention because my automated teller has started speaking to me, sometimes actually leaving weird messages on the screen, in green lettering, like "Cause a Terrible Scene at Sotheby's" or "Kill the President" or "Feed Me a Stray Cat", and I was freaked out by the park bench that followed me for six blocks last Monday evening and it too spoke to me."
                            - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis

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                            • #44
                              When your brother is sick, with a cold, and you wanna throw him into the Recycle Tanks.
                              The Ghost Bear or Davions. Choose your Leader....
                              Here its Spartan all the way!

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                              • #45
                                73. When you begin to refer to life' losers as drones.

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