You know you've been playing too much SMAC when...

[Patashu]

1)When you steal your sister's gems and try to build a scout rover with them.

2)When you try to build a hab complex so you can have more then 7 kids.

3)When you try to kill you little brother with psi attacks.

4)When you try to build a condenser in your backyard so it will rain more.

Anyone else got more?

[Sith123]

5) When you freak out at the site of an earthworm

[Adalbertus]

6) When you remember to have seen the same thread half a year or so ago

[Patashu]

7)When you have created 42 factions and 12 mods and still coming up with ideas for more.

8)When you fall asleep infront of your computer after playing SMAC 96 hours straight.

9)When you rob the bank so you can achieve an economic victory.

10)When you try to mind-control your neighbours house.

[King_Kristian]

11)When you try to suspend a megaton of steel over your head with a thread the thickness of a human hear and fail miserably.

[Vlad Antlerkov]

12. You think that the reason no one declared war on America after the attack on Hiroshima was because the U.N. Charter wasn't in effect.

13. You think you know why "rednecks" are so red. (Think about drones...)

[Fitz]

14) When you declare vendetta on your boss because she is constantly encroaching on your territory.

[Patashu]

15)When you buy someones house and wonder why it hasn't changed to your archtecture after 20 years.

16)When you swear thst every time someone spills something pink you hear a >pop< sound.

[moi]

17)You wonder why the landscaping company doesnt use the cute little froggies (terraformers)

[MrWhereItsAt]

18. You run for Parliament, actually believing that "The drones need you: they look up to you."
19. You ask for a raise, on the grounds that you're a Talent, or you forswear them completely (since you're a Transcend.)
20. You enrol in Maths at University, hoping to learn the Secrets of the Manifold ( BIG mistake)
21. You think The Bible is written by Velociryx

[Mr. President]

22. You stick a couple of modem cables in your head to become a Thinker.

[Patashu]

23)When you put on a gas mask so you can be an engineer.

24)When you win a fight you hear a voice in you head going your unit has preformed considerably and has been promoted to hardened status. (or however it goes)

[King_Kristian]

Originally posted by Patashu
23)When you put on a gas mask so you can be an engineer.

24)When you win a fight you hear a voice in you head going your unit has preformed CONSIDERABLY and has been promoted to hardened status. (or however it goes)

Isn't it because the unit has performed ADMIRABLY?
CONSIDERABLY is not correct.

[knowhow2]

25) When your best pickupline doesn't work anymore you post on poly claiming to found another unknown bug.

[Adalbertus]

26) If you're travelling to scotland trying to become Deirdre's grandfather