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...when you wonder how it's possible that have we researched "Flight" but we still don't have High Energy Chemistry and other all-basic ground-level technologies.
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You make my life and times
A book of bluesy Saturdays -
...when you screw up in real life then realize you forgot to save the game - wait a minute, how does that work again?Comment
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Originally posted by Clear Skies
...you wonder how Saddam managed to research genetic warfare/nuclear capability while running Fundamentalism
Oh, I do that already - but that's because I'm scared they're assassins...you regard anyone dressed entirely in black with extreme suspicion in case they're a probe team
The church is the only organisation that exists for the benefit of its non-members
Buy your very own 4-dimensional, non-orientable, 1-sided, zero-edged, zero-volume, genus 1 manifold immersed in 3-space!
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
"They offer us some, but we have no place to store a mullet." - Chegitz GuevaraComment
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...when you change your career goal to follow that of the benevolent Chairman Yang (that would be me!)
Despot-(1a) : a ruler with absolute power and authority (1b) : a person exercising power tyrannically
Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
*****Citizen of the Hive****
"...but what sane person would move from Hawaii to Indiana?" -DisComment
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I do that all the time.when you're having an argument with someone, you try and get your best friend to help you out by saying 'otherwise I shall cancel our Pact of Brotherhood!'
As it turns out, I did cancel it. I found it Null and Void.Comment
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You sure you didn't mean full of droids?"Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt WhitmanComment
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These aren't the droids you're looking for…(\__/) Save a bunny, eat more Smurf!
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(")_(") Smurf, the original blue meat! © 1999, patent pending, ® and ™ (except that "Smurf" bit)Comment
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