Hive propaganda songs!

[Zeiter]

Here's one for Santiago. It's done to the tune of "Summer Time Blues". Kinda has a country music feel. This one is called, "Peacetime Blues".

Well, I'm a-tryin' to find a big enough laser
'Cause you gotta have somethin' for those whiny Peacekeepers
But every time I try to buy a chaos gun
The gunshop dealer says I need some more money
Well, I'm a-wonderin' what I'm gonna do
'Cause there ain't no cure for the Peacetime Blues

Well, my mom & pop a-told me "You gotta make some money."
But all I wanna do is go out and shoot some commies
Well, I didn't go to work, told the boss I was sick
I was too busy shootin' some Gaian pr*cks
Well, I'm a-wonderin' what I'm gonna do
'Cause ther ain't no cure for the Peacetime Blues

[Zeiter]

Here's one for Morgan, this one is done to the tune of "Cats in the Cradle" by Cat Stevens

A business began just the other day
It came onto the scene in the usual way
There were stocks to buy, and shareholders to pay
Its value doubled while I was away
And I was wealthy 'fore I knew it
And as the business grew
I said "You know I'm gonna be like you, Morgan.
You know I'm gonna be like you."

And the credits in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little green dollars, the man in the moon
When I'll be rich, I don't know when
But we'll get together then, Morgan
You know we'll have a good time then

My portfolio shot up just the other day
So much like a pro I just had to say
"My, I'm doin' good, I can sit back a while"
But Morgan shook his head and he said with a smile
"No, the secret to success is to never let up.
You gotta crush all who stand in your way.
You gotta crush your competition, make em' pay!"

And the credits in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little green dollars, the man in the moon
When I'll be rich, I don't know when
But we'll get together then, Morgan
You know we'll have a good time then

[Illuminatus]

Wow, a +5 post, and a good one!

[Commy]

This one is to "Snta Clause is coming to town" While kind of corny, you have to admit, very true.

You better not pout
You better not cry
You better not shout
I'm telling you why
If you do then Yang will shoot you

He's making a list, checking it twice
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice
Chairman Yang is going to shoot you

He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for your own sake

You better not pout
You better not cry
You better not shout
I'm telling you why
If you do then Yang will shoot you

[Trithemius]

Originally posted by Commy
If you do then Yang will shoot you

Not bad, although I expect "going into the tanks" is more efficient than shooting (those shredder rounds aren't free citizen...).

[Barinthus]

I had nervestapling in mind...

[Commy]

Yes, I suppose nervestapling would work. I even considered it, but it just didn't rhyme. And I wanted to preserve those original lyrics since, afterall, they are very true.

[Zeiter]

So, Santa is actually an authortarian despot! Doesn't surprise me one bit, after all those songs about his "list" (probably some sort of secret extermination plan) and his constant surveillance of everyone "to see if they've been naughty or nice." He's probably got a secret plan to achieve world domination. Who knows what he's plotting up there at the North Pole...

[Barinthus]

It's cool, Commy

[Lefty Scaevola]

When Last we sang the Santa Claus is comming to town song for our nephews, we made it connect better by changing the line to
"Sata Claus in wil ki-ick your ass"

[Scorpi40000]

He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're on the can
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan

You better not breathe
You better not move
You're better off dead
I'm telling you dude

Santa Claus is gunning you down!

[Scorpi40000]

Insert Chairman Yang, Pravin Lal, Zakharov, Miriam, Diedre Skye, Nwabudike or Corazon instead of Santa Claus as you see fit!

[RX2000]

I could do some really naughty SMAC-based limericks, but I dont know how well they would go over here.

I mean really, think of all the corny 3rd grade "dirty" limericks you can make with a guy who's name is Yang.

[Barinthus]

grin. One thing you could do is to type spoiler and /spoiler with brackets before and after those limericks which would require us to highlight those to read. Add a warning message . It seems to be ok at least in OT forum.

Spoiler:

Just like this

[RX2000]

The below should not be read if you find crude sexual humor offensive, or if you are out of junior high.

Spoiler:

There once was a chairman named Yang
Who had a humongous wang
He had sex with Miriam
It was quite a delirium!
Now he’s looking for Deidre to bang!