Hive propaganda songs!

[Zeiter]

Can you think of any Hive propaganda songs? Here's one: this one goes to the tune of "We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz..."

Now, everyone, sing along!!!.....or else you're getting a nerve staple!

We're off to see the Chairman
The wonderful Chairman Yang!
He gives, he gives
We live, we live
To see a glorious day!
When all the other factions
No longer stand in our way!
Then the Hive banner
Shall truely proudly wave!

[Zeiter]

Here's a nice fundamentalist hymn for the Believers: By the way, I hope this does not offend anyone. I do not wish to make fun of the Christian religion. Nor do I want to tarnish a wonderful song. I'm merely thinking, "what if we lived in the Hive society, or the Believer society? What kind of propaganda would we have to endure?" Well, here maybe is a glimpse of that. This one goes to the tune of, "Oh come, all ye faithful..."

Oh come, all ye faithful
Joyful and triumphant
Oh come ye, oh come ye
To New Jerusalem

Come, let us crush them
All those godless nations
Oh come let us destroy them
Oh come let us probe rape them
Oh come, let's mind control them, oh
Christ the Lord

[Commy]

Very good, Zeiter. Maybe you should make one about the gaians raping trees, too. Or how about that guy (or is it gal) Lal? Maybe make a song about him too? This is all to very interesting.

[Frankychan]

Jeez Commy, what friggin bug crawled up your butt? Zeiter's just having fun. If you don't like it, then don't post. Anway....

Morgan-"For the Love of Money" by the O'Jays
(currently The Apprentice themesong)

Money money money money, money
Some people got to have it
Some people really need it
Listen to me y'all, do things, do things, do bad things with it
You wanna do things, do things, do things, good things with it
Talk about cash money, money
Talk about cash money- dollar bills, yall


For the love of money
People will steal from their mother
For the love of money
People will rob their own brother
For the love of money
People can't even walk the street
Because they never know who in the world they're gonna beat
For that lean, mean, mean green
Almighty dollar, money


For the love of money
People will lie, Lord, they will cheat
For the love of money
People don't care who they hurt or beat
For the love of money
A woman will sell her precious body
For a small piece of paper it carries a lot of weight
Call it lean, mean, mean green


Almighty dollar

I know money is the root of all evil
Do funny things to some people
Give me a nickel, brother can you spare a dime
Money can drive some people out of their minds


Got to have it, I really need it
How many things have I heard you say
Some people really need it
How many things have I heard you say
Got to have it, I really need it
How many things have I heard you say
Lay down, lay down, a woman will lay down
For the love of money
All for the love of money
Don't let, don't let, don't let money rule you
For the love of money
Money can change people sometimes
Don't let, don't let, don't let money fool you
Money can fool people sometimes
People! Don't let money, dont let money change you,
it will keep on changing, changing up your mind.

[Quezacotl06]

Gaia is my mother; Gaia is my shelter
Gaia is my strength; Gaia is my purpose

That's all I can think of for the gaians...

[Sikander]

Shoes for Industry!
Shoes for the Dead,
Shoes for Industry!
Shoes for the Dead.

(Hive marching song)

[Zeiter]

Hehe, those are good. I'll try to think of some more for the other factions too.

[Commy]

Yo, Frankychan, what is YOUR PROBLEM!!! I never said I didn't like Zeiters songs. They're very cool. I wouldn't have asked for him or other people to make more if they weren't funny. Perhaps you misinterprated my message...

[SynthetGod8]

Here's one for the Cybernetic Consciousness
Done to "The Becoming" by Nine Inch Nails


I accept my machine
It's a part of me
It's inside of me
I'm part of this dream
It's changing me
I am becoming

The me that you knew had one set of thoughts
He was covered with sweat and he was fragile and sore
The me that you knew, he doesn't come around much
That part of me doesn't network anymore

All pain disappears
It's the nature of my circuitry
Drowns out all I fear
I am working with this
My new consciousness

The me that you knew, he used to have feelings
But now I'm dual-processing and there's no time to delay
The me that you knew is now made up of wires
And even when I'm with you, I'm on the info-highway

I have found a new way and I’ve plugged myself in
I am going to replace the sounds in my ear
I can see it debugging all my organic parts
I want to listen and now it's so clear

Talking with the AI inside of me,
I feel so unafraid
Aki, research a little faster
I might program a new way

I won't give up, they want me dead
Damn those Morgans who want my head

[Lefty Scaevola]

HEIGH-HO:

We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig in our mine the whole day through
To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig is what we really like to do
It ain't no trick to get rich quick
If you dig dig dig with a shovel or a pick
In a mine! In a mine! In a mine! In a mine!
Where a million diamonds shine!

We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig from early morn till night
We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig up everything in sight
We dig up diamonds by the score
A thousand rubies, sometimes more
But we don't know what we dig 'em for
We dig dig dig a-dig dig

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho

Chorus
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
It's home from work we go
(Whistle)

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

(Chorus)

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
(Whistle)

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho hum

(Chorus three times)

Heigh-ho (until fade)

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

@ Lefty

thus proving Disney was a closet communist.

[Lazerus]

I'm bored and waiting for this pizza to be delievered so thought i'd give it a go , simple 1-2, 1-2 marching beat.

Chairman Yang is really great,
Hes the guy you love to hate,
We're marching to the foes HQ
And you know we're coming for you.
Stand too
Stand too
Hail Hive {shout}
Hail Hive.
Our jets are strong, our jets are fast
We took them from the Uni's grasp.
Zak was mad but zak had fear
So we stuck him in a punishment sphere
March on
March on
Hail Hive
Hail Hive
Now you know we're almost there
you're lining up that fusions hair,
but theres one thing you forgot
we have planet busters in our stock

HAIL HIVE {really shout !}
HAIL HIVE


*boom* PKHQ dies

[Zeiter]

Here's one for the PK, done to the tune of "Yankee Doodle Dandy":

Lal's a glorious commander
Striving for our freedom
Always fighting wars with Yang
And that psyco Miriam
He's our man for democracy
Keeping the U.N. Charter
Always winning the elections
A great Planetary Governor

[Zeiter]

Here's one for Zakharov, done to the tune of "Deck the Halls with...":

Deck the nodes with loads of lab rats
Falalalala, lala la la
Test the subjects with our nerve gas
Falalalala, lala la la
Secrets of the Human Brain
Zakharov always snags it first
Probe teams can be such a pain
Time to hit Miriam with our tackyon tanks!

[Zeiter]

Here's one for Deidre, to the tune of "California Dreamin': This one is called "New Sargasso Dreamin'."

All the fungus brown
And the locusts gray
I've been quite sad for a while
But very soon one day
I'll be safe and warm
With an Isle of the Deep
New Sargasso Dreamin'
The fungus is for me

In a Preserve
I passed along the way
And I got down on my knees
And I began to say
I'd be safe and warm
With an Isle of the Deep
New Sargasso Dreamin'
The fungus is for me