One Sentence IC Story

[Skanky Burns]

Even in through his dizziness though, Jamski saw that the cats had guns, the model which typically were employed by Gaians.

[DeathByTheSword]

the leap over to one of the cats and nervestapled it before it could fire its gun.

[Googlie]

Only to realize that it was a mindworm, exercising its psi-powers to cause Jamski to hallucinate that he was indeed seeing cats, as he belatedly realized that it was immune to the Spartan issue nervestapler RC-4155 ....... or had he nervestaped himself by mistake?

[DeathByTheSword]

mean while other spartan teams move inside the destroyed defense perimeter.

[Kassiopeia]

But suddenly, a bright flash blinded all the Spartans, and when they regained their senses they found themselves alone in the middle of an unnaturally smooth, bare plateau that stretched to the horizon all around them.

[Kody]

That must have been some party last night, Jamski commented.

[Kassiopeia]

"It looks like a psi attack, but it doesn't feel like it", Kassiopeia said.

[Kody]

"Right psi attack. Ofcourse", Jamski says while sniffing his shirt gingerly.

[Jamski]

The ground beneath the Spartans began to boil with millions of kittens burrowing their ways to the surface.

-Jam

[Maniac]

"This doesn't sound good. " Major Burns commented.

[Skanky Burns]

"Then again, I am rather hungry."

[Kassiopeia]

"They can't be used as a source of food, for they are so small that a single hit from an impact rifle will evaporate them", Kassiopeia said.

[Maniac]

"Then let's use flamethrowers: they'll be roasted right away!"

[Kassiopeia]

"But we only have a few flamethrowers and the kittens seem to be reproducing at an exponential rate!"

[Maniac]

While Skanky and Kassiopeia were wasting time discussing the latest haute cuisine de chat, the ground burst open, signalling the start of The Attack of the Kittens.