Recreation Commons – Fourteenth Floor: Unity Wreckage

[Ouro_827]

Druken talents? Aren't they strictly forbidden alcohol?

[GeoModder]

No, only Drugs.

[Snowflake]

But Method loves Drugs.

[GeoModder]

Kinky sidestep here, ain't it?

[Method]

does fruitopia count as a drug?

[GeoModder]

No, as a Method to become Drugue(d)...

[Drogue]

This thread has been declared over-punned. The punning must stop!

Ahhh sod it, clearly we must simply find a more subtle Method of punning.

[Ouro_827]

For that, death by spam is the only correct death.

[Drogue]

If I could die, I might be inclined to agree

[Illuminatus]

[Illuminatus]

Manager sneaks in:

[Illuminatus]

Bar is being cleaned, will open in ~6 hours

[GeoModder]

To continue the punning...

We do not need enlightned warnings in this thread!!!

[MrWhereItsAt]

What does the number in the first 'Biggest Alcoholics' list mean? I'm 5 what?

[Illuminatus]

We were removing eight corpses from the bar. Since manager will be unavailable for some time, Method (Grand Moff of Pointless Titles, Spartan Secretary of Keeping the DBTSverse Bunnies at Bay, Morganic Minister of Monocle, Founder, Leader and only Member of Gaian Republican Party, Gumtelfitrickber Minister of the Spartan Federation, Team Spammer of the Data Angels, President of the Spartan Pacifist Party, Chief Admirer of the Tall and Particularly Beautiful Stand of White Pine Planted at the Time of the First Colonies of the Gaian Union, General Error, Chief TKGer, Supreme Quasianthropomorphic Personfication of a Pause for Thought for Gaians, Spartan Minister in Charge of Making Sure the Targets are Aligned Properly During Target Practice, President of the Let's-Give-Method-A-Fancy-Title Dining Club, Assistant of our Lord and Master Drogue, and Mikromod of the Third Alpha Centauri Democracy Game) has been chosen to replace him while he is away, and keys have been handed to him.
-manager