MorganLink Magazine
A subsidiary of Morgan Industries and the Chiron News Network
"Bringing you everything you need to know from people who know what you need."
In this issue
- Adios Earth, hóla Alpha Centauri!
- Helpful Headlines
- Xenopillows are Xeno great!
- Slander from Sleaze
GOOD MORNING FROM MORGAN INDUSTRIES!
-Offical Morgan Industries Greeting
Good morning and welcome to the Alpha Centauri system! We at Morgan Industries hope you had a pleasant wake from cryo- freeze. Our CEO Nwabudike Morgan has personally invited you to our fact- finding meeting in landing pod 5. Chiron is a virgin planet; full of new prospects, challenges and more importantly, new resources. We want you to be there, on the ground floor, as Morgan Industries lays the foundations of capitalism for everyone on our new Earth.
The location of the meeting will be in the disembark center of cryobay Alpha, Landing pod 5. The meeting will start at 1100 Unity Standard Time, every third day until landing. Thank you again and we hope to see you there!
- CPO Maximillian Vandopolis
NOW THESE HEADLINES:
- Nwabudike Morgan elected to CEO position of Morgan Industries by a 98% to 1% vote of shareholders. 1% later fired.
- Original copy of Adam Smith's The Wealth of Nations to be brought to the surface of Chiron with the new Morgan Industries Boardroom.
- Militants seize Unity Colony Pod. Unity leaders call it "Nothing big at all. They took the worst one anyway."
- Weird pink fungus sighted on Chiron. Thought to contain cute little 'Xenobunnies.'
- Lady Diedre Skye, remarking to being called a 'Tree- hugger', asks instead to be called a 'Fungus- hugger.'
- Provost Zarkhov, Unity Science Officer, concludes that the chicken did indeed come before the egg. "What egg can cross a street?" He questioned.
- In a last- minute LAN game of Quake X, in game clan, the "Data Angels" defeat "1337 H4XoRz" in a 5-2 victory.
- In accordance with UN mission objective 15398-a, the frozen remains of former US dictator George W. Bush will be incinerated in the Chiron atmosphere. (15398-a was written so that humanity would not have to keep the body of the instigator of WWIII anywhere near Earth.)
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- "When i first heard of Morgicorp Comfort XenoPillows i just thought it was regular XenoPillows but know i know why it is better to use Morgicorp Comfort XenoPillows! They are just more comforting!"
- "My 3 year old son has a nasty habit of falling out of the window! None of the regular XenoPillows was good enough to soften the fall! But then i tried Morgicorp Comfort XenoPillows and the effect was almost instant! Now he's deliberately JUMPING out the window! Thankfully Morgicorp Comfort XenoPillows delivers true softness!"
- "I had trouble sleeping! The regular XenoPillows held my up all night! One of my friends proposed Morgicorp Comfort XenoPillows! They include massage and sweet scenting that makes sleeping literally a dream! Thank you Morgicorp Comfort XenoPillows!"
These are just some of the happy users of Morgicorp Comfort XenoPillows! You can become one of them TODAY! Just visit the local Morgicorp Comfort dealer!
Morgicorp is a subsidiary of Morgan Industries
"LIES, RUMORS, AND SLANDER"
-Chiron News Network
That is what our CEO has said about recent rumors that there are those in the Unity Officer corps that want him dead. "But be warned, my friends." Nwabudike Morgan added, "There are those aboard the Unity that would wish us not to succeed in our goals." He would further elaborate that rumors of assassination attempts on his life were created to drive people away from his vision "of a new capitalism." Security Chief Shen- ji Yang has added his "personal guards" to our CEO's defense force.
A subsidiary of Morgan Industries and the Chiron News Network
"Bringing you everything you need to know from people who know what you need."
In this issue
- Adios Earth, hóla Alpha Centauri!
- Helpful Headlines
- Xenopillows are Xeno great!
- Slander from Sleaze
GOOD MORNING FROM MORGAN INDUSTRIES!
-Offical Morgan Industries Greeting
Good morning and welcome to the Alpha Centauri system! We at Morgan Industries hope you had a pleasant wake from cryo- freeze. Our CEO Nwabudike Morgan has personally invited you to our fact- finding meeting in landing pod 5. Chiron is a virgin planet; full of new prospects, challenges and more importantly, new resources. We want you to be there, on the ground floor, as Morgan Industries lays the foundations of capitalism for everyone on our new Earth.
The location of the meeting will be in the disembark center of cryobay Alpha, Landing pod 5. The meeting will start at 1100 Unity Standard Time, every third day until landing. Thank you again and we hope to see you there!
- CPO Maximillian Vandopolis
NOW THESE HEADLINES:
- Nwabudike Morgan elected to CEO position of Morgan Industries by a 98% to 1% vote of shareholders. 1% later fired.
- Original copy of Adam Smith's The Wealth of Nations to be brought to the surface of Chiron with the new Morgan Industries Boardroom.
- Militants seize Unity Colony Pod. Unity leaders call it "Nothing big at all. They took the worst one anyway."
- Weird pink fungus sighted on Chiron. Thought to contain cute little 'Xenobunnies.'
- Lady Diedre Skye, remarking to being called a 'Tree- hugger', asks instead to be called a 'Fungus- hugger.'
- Provost Zarkhov, Unity Science Officer, concludes that the chicken did indeed come before the egg. "What egg can cross a street?" He questioned.
- In a last- minute LAN game of Quake X, in game clan, the "Data Angels" defeat "1337 H4XoRz" in a 5-2 victory.
- In accordance with UN mission objective 15398-a, the frozen remains of former US dictator George W. Bush will be incinerated in the Chiron atmosphere. (15398-a was written so that humanity would not have to keep the body of the instigator of WWIII anywhere near Earth.)
Morgicorp Comfort XenoPillows
Brought to you buy Scorpicorp, a Morgicorp Subsidiary
They're comfy and MAY safe YOUR day!
- "When i first heard of Morgicorp Comfort XenoPillows i just thought it was regular XenoPillows but know i know why it is better to use Morgicorp Comfort XenoPillows! They are just more comforting!"
- "My 3 year old son has a nasty habit of falling out of the window! None of the regular XenoPillows was good enough to soften the fall! But then i tried Morgicorp Comfort XenoPillows and the effect was almost instant! Now he's deliberately JUMPING out the window! Thankfully Morgicorp Comfort XenoPillows delivers true softness!"
- "I had trouble sleeping! The regular XenoPillows held my up all night! One of my friends proposed Morgicorp Comfort XenoPillows! They include massage and sweet scenting that makes sleeping literally a dream! Thank you Morgicorp Comfort XenoPillows!"
These are just some of the happy users of Morgicorp Comfort XenoPillows! You can become one of them TODAY! Just visit the local Morgicorp Comfort dealer!
Morgicorp is a subsidiary of Morgan Industries
"LIES, RUMORS, AND SLANDER"
-Chiron News Network
That is what our CEO has said about recent rumors that there are those in the Unity Officer corps that want him dead. "But be warned, my friends." Nwabudike Morgan added, "There are those aboard the Unity that would wish us not to succeed in our goals." He would further elaborate that rumors of assassination attempts on his life were created to drive people away from his vision "of a new capitalism." Security Chief Shen- ji Yang has added his "personal guards" to our CEO's defense force.
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