Hive Xmas Status Reports

[Jamski]

So.... I'm back. Hope everyone had a better Xmas than me. The Hive requires you to fill in a detailed report of your activites during the festive period.

Dec 23rd :
Long drive through the fungus to Mrs Jamski's parents (650km) Snow, and hurricanes. Nice, as we have no snow chains. Drinking and eating.

Dec 24th :
Drinking, eating and drinking. Was very sick. Got whisky and cheese. Santa visited (really)

Dec 25th :
Drinking, eating and drinking. Watched old films on the Network Node. Was even more sick.

Dec 26th :
Filled rover with cheese and whisky. Drove back through the fungus to Jamski Clovek. Was bored.

Dec 27th :
Feeling rough. Reporting for duty at Hive Central.

-Jam

[Voltaire]

Mine wasn't too bad, stayed at home, slept, received a DVD burner (Santa sure knew what he was doing), slept some more, woke up and it was all over.

[Mead]

Um, well, I guess by now you probably heard of the spectacle I created at the Recreation Commons. Well somebody picked me up placed me on a sofa, and got me home safely.


Other than that it was good, I reached the turning point on a SP game I am now playing (as the Hive). I got both CBA and Cyborg Fac, plus made the Data Angles swear a pact to serve me. After I catch up on these posts, I am going to finish the chop n' drop routine on the Cult until they surrender or die.


Mead


P.S.
Thanks for letting me use your prison cell while you were away to sleep it off.

[Snowflake]

I'm having a big headache right now after cleaning up a 18 people party (with two meals can you believe it. Those people just don't want to cook for themselves.) and being interrogated by the tass god. I am tired. I'm going to find out if I qualify for early retirement.

[Nubclear]

The Ministry of Early Retirement
Communisms Garden, Heaven

Dear Honghu,

We carefully reviewed your application for early retirement and I regret to inform you that we decided to decline.
We were unable to deduct the 1000ecs from the "Hiverian National Energy Storage Agency".

Thank you,
Us.

[Enigma_Nova]

Mission date 2003.359 Mission report:

0000 to 0900: Playing video games
0900 to 1500: Sleeping
1500 to 1700: Used gifts
1700 to 1800: Food
1800 to 2100: Sleeping
2100 to 2400: Playing video games

Report:
All christmas was devoid of annoying family and the evil chemical of doom (CH3CH2OH)
Solitary christmas marred only by someone telephoning me to wish me a happy christmas.
Phone was promptly removed from hook.

Christmas: Boring, but what can I say...
At least nothing went wrong.

[Jamski]

Isn't the evil chemical C6H12O6?

Hmmm, I think it sounds like Enigma had the best time *is very jealous*

-Jam

[Vev]

Me, bored out of my head. No Christmas + away friends = activity of Uni forum.

[Jamski]

None at all? Shame

-Jam

[Enigma_Nova]

Originally posted by Jamski
Isn't the evil chemical C6H12O6?

Glucose?
No, Glucose keeps stuff alive.

The Evil Chemical of doom:
. . H . H
. . | . .|
H--C--C-O-H
. . | . .|
. . H . H

I call it that because it turns rational sensible people into impulsive fools, AND said corrupted minds also inspire other rationals to turn into fools.

In fact, it could start a chain of irresponsible idiocy that can only end in the destruction of the Minions of Alcohol, and intense hardship for those of us that must bear their Ethanoic Attacks.

I value rational thought over impulsive socialising. I intend to mobilise my Doctrine of Cognition to crush the enemy's Minions of Alcohol.
---
Or failing that at least induce some positive respect and value towards folk like me that prefer to think for ourselves... damn I hate conformist idiots.

[Jamski]

Glucose IS evil. All those calories... But ethanol is LOVE. God was drunk!

-Jam

[Enigma_Nova]

ARGH! He's a Minion of Alcohol!
Boo! Hiss!
As of now I am glucose-neutral, and anti-ethanol.

[Jamski]

/me looks at the nice 12-year-old whisky he got for Xmas, and the nice bottle of 1995 Bordeaux that he'll be drinking with dinner *

Nope, alcohol beats glucose, sorry

-Jam

[Enigma_Nova]

Your Ethanolic ways will never gain my support!
Boo! Hiss!

[Jamski]

Gah, down with the sweet sugaryness of Glucose worshippers

-Jam