PRAVDA

[Snowflake]

In other news,

A former driver has been drafted to the Hive air force. "I know how to operate a former, I'm sure I'll know how to operate a skyhawk." He announced proudly upon inquery.

Can we get a Pravda out with the war declaration please?

[Micha]

Originally posted by HongHu
In other news,
A former driver has been drafted to the Hive air force.

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Originally posted by t_ras
1) IT IS FORMER OPERATOR AND NOT DIVER!!

[Snowflake]

Heh. How about change it to a former diver.

[Jamski]

Then they would be a skydiver

-Jam

[t_ras]

Air-former! cool! does make clouds too?

[Snowflake]

Former deputy chairman and long time anti-revolutionist Jamski was found to have fled from the Human Hive. Jamski has reportedly left without saying goodbye to anybody. His disappearance was discovered when a janitor found a wide-open door and a disordered floor filled with old classified materials and tapes of Claire Forloni in Jamski’s private quarters. It is speculated that the former deputy intended to defect to the Hive’s enemy faction – the CPU.

CPC chairman HongHu was reported to have also left the Hive after leaving a note on her desk on the same day. Friends close to her said that she had run after Jamski. Hive authorities was informed that she had briefly been in contact with the PEACE, one friendly faction of the Hive. However, she had never actually arrived to join the good captains.

Eight days later a probe team dispatched by CMC chairman Rubin found an unconscious HongHu in a massive area of xenofungus. There is no speculation on how long she had been in that state. Although she appeared to be unwounded, many say that she seems a little different from before. Nobody knows what had happened in those eight days because Comrade HongHu refused to comment on it. Others believe that a nervestaple therapy session may be in order.

[Snowflake]

Can somebody write something about the "brainstorm" action?

Is Comrade Vander around these days? When can we expect a new Pravda?

[Octavian X]

I could put an issue out this weekend, if necessary.

[Snowflake]

That would be great!

[t_ras]

go for it!

[Scorpi40000]

The former slaves of the CyCon

As we all hopefully knows, our mortal enemies wayward brothers, the Planet University of Technology has been invaded and defeated by our ruthless armies liberated from evil CyCon mind control. It is a lie well known that the University was being mind controlled and acted as puppets for their evil and perverted masters, the Cybernetic Conciousness, otherwise known as the CyCon. However using wave after wave of barely armed woman and children clever tactics devised by Chairman Voltaire himself, we have invaded liberated the scientists.

One of the jerks men from University has unwillingly told us of his life as a free man slave of the CyCon.

PRAVDA Journalist: Listen here scum! Tell us about your life before the Hive came and took your faction by force.
Former slave: I lived a happy life before you bastards came and murdered my family and friends!!
PRAVDA Journalist: If you do not tell me something i WANT to hear i will have to use this handheld nervestapler on you!
Former slave: To hell with you bastaaaAAAARRGH!!!!
PRAVDA Journalist: Take him to the punishment spheres and then dump him into the recycling tanks
Former slave: What!? Get those crimson guards off me!! ARRRGH!!!!

As we can hear from this interview the scientist is in this very moment being dragged to the recycling tanks happy to die live in the Hive.

We all hope for the scientists to live the rest of their lives in our Genejack Factories live fruitful lives in the Human Hive!

DEATH GLORY TO OUR NEW SLAVES MEMBERS!

[t_ras]

not very good propaganda for the hive...but fani

[Micha]

Definately one of the most funny articles since quite some time, scorpi! Btw, welcome!

[Scorpi40000]

Thanks!

I shall turn up the propaganda to 'max' next time!

[Snowflake]

Can we get it out about the same time we get our turn out?