3D Offices

[Skanky Burns]

Yes, very much like that.

[Maniac]

Btw, obstructor, did you know we have a special encryption/decryption page? We can use it to make some seemingly random binary messages but that has meaning for us.

http://www.cs.uga.edu/~lamothe/encryptor2.html

[Illuminatus]

Originally posted by Maniac
Btw, obstructor, did you know we have a special encryption/decryption page? We can use it to make some seemingly random binary messages but that has meaning for us.

http://www.cs.uga.edu/~lamothe/encryptor2.html

Nope I did not. Thanks Maniac

[Illuminatus]

"CyCon is the best, best faction in the world. PUT are now our members, Pirate are a bunch of incompetent fools, Drones are idiots run by even greater one and Hive smells funny. We will beat Hive, we will annihilate Drones, Pirates have already lost and we have assimilated PUT. Glory Prime Function! Glory all functions! Glory Cyborgs arounf the world. And yes, we are worshippers of Tassadar and Lord Googlie. Don`t be afraid of CyberGorillas because I like them. Skanky is a spammer, and GeoModder is on a hajj! Mirrosr are more fun then television!"

[Illuminatus]

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[Illuminatus]

Fun.

[GeoModder]

I got uses for that...

[Illuminatus]

Ummm, sorry GeoModder for using my divine powers to edit your post. I wanted to use your corrections and clicked wrong button, so I am gonna use it for final version?

[Maniac]

A suggestion to make those long binary messages a bit shorter is to use the [size=1] tag.

[Illuminatus]

Originally posted by Maniac
A suggestion to make those long binary messages a bit shorter is to use the [size=1] tag.

I intended it to be long and large: D

But if someone else thinks so, I will make them small.

[GeoModder]

Originally posted by obstructor
Ummm, sorry GeoModder for using my divine powers to edit your post. I wanted to use your corrections and clicked wrong button, so I am gonna use it for final version?

I don't understand
Do you mean you can't use my corrections by wrong-clicking, or asking my permission?

Permission you got off course, you're my editor after all who pays my monthly CryoCoolant and maintenance costs of my implants

And yes, pls smaller binary.

[Illuminatus]

Originally posted by GeoModder


I don't understand
Do you mean you can't use my corrections by wrong-clicking, or asking my permission?

Permission you got off course, you're my editor after all who pays my monthly CryoCoolant and maintenance costs of my implants

And yes, pls smaller binary.

I do not need your permission. I am your editor. and I will do it again and again if you do not obey my commands. BVAUAHAHAHAHAHA!

I was just being polite and letting you know what happened.

[Illuminatus]

Beta version

Digital Data Download Issue 6.1






Special editorial

Our editor, Obstructor-Omicron-Nine


You have read our special announcement. You know what has happened. This is clearly great day for CyCon and the PUT, as our two nations have become one. But many questions still remain open. I currently have no news about other faction`s stances, and for all I know, we could be at the brink of a world war or an golden age. Since news of this have surprised us, we present you somewhat short edition of Digital Data Download. 3D will from now one be the official newspaper of our Unified factions. Our Issue 7.0 will be fully dedicated to Unification, besides our regular columns.


SPECIAL WAR REPORT by GeoModder

Rapport on the >static< of Liar's Lair ---> By Geo Beta Two

This Function was assigned to the observing of Lia>static< for the CyCon.

Despite an throughly immense EM cou>staticstatic< Yard of the base. Resistance was, as usual, futile, except for a few cases. Those unorthodox resistance attempts happened on following locations:

The first incident happened in the Naval Yard itself. Lightly armored, but bulky ships full of PEACE ci>static< tried to disrupt our landing procedures by departing before permission could be given. Even worse, there manoeuvring on leaving the quay was of such a random nature that the Function Commander of our force had to order disintegration of these ships since they were clearly threatening our landing boats.

Another note-worthy incident happened upon entering the area just outside the Naval Yard, dubbed as Broth>staticstatic< force even attempted to disrupt our visible sensors by throwing PEACE household objects later to be identified as sheets, glass bottles and boxes full of a sort of plastic balloons. Clearly there was not yet an appropriate response.exe available for this situation. Even the execution of our battlecry01.exe, our newest weapon against PEACE assault forces, was not compliable this time. Since our troops mastered this situation a little to throughly after the initial re>static< thel's Cay will have to be re-constructed after total assimilation.

For the rest were the former PEACE civil authoroties of Liar's Lair completely cooperatively after being assessed and >static< by one of our Upload Units. Order was restored relatively easy, since no defenders were left in the base, not even the unorthodox ones, who had to be completely eli>static<.

Assessment for the growth of this base by this observer is the following:
For the near future an overabundance of nutrients in the form of carrion eating species in the waters around Liar's Lair will cause an extra boost to the population growth of the base. The cause of this increase is however not completely clear.
Since the PEACE faction clearly was not able to muster such abundance, this proves ones more the tendency of fullhumans not being able to make the best of circumstances.


GeoModder shot on duty!

Two days later, GeoModder was shot multiple times while observing local bazaar. Several members of the resistance have shot him with primitive Unity weapons. Two bullets hit GeoModder in his left arm, three times in lungs, and one bullet ended in his heart. If he was an organic, he would not survived this. Luckily Cyborg Backup Cardiorespiratory System, populary known as CyBaCaS initialized and saved his life by bypassing blood flow to damaged organs and activating bionic heart. Earlier this week, new cloned lungs and heart were transplanted to him, and he is expected to recover by the end of this week, when he will receive Red CogWheel, highest civil medal in CyCon. Perpetrators of this act have been captured and sentenced to death. They will be executed by being fed alive to CyberGorillas.



War In Heavens: Is CyCon in danger?

Several Cyborgs has expressed concerns about several disturbing events. It seems that War of Gods is at hand above CyCon skies. Several ancient chariots have been seen shooting across the skies and main computer has experienced severe problems. As one function has said. “The Main Computer is barely workable, random power fluctuations everywhere!! I even see ancient chariots cruising the skies above Are our implants infiltrated? is the end near? ”. It seems that laurentius and TassGod are fighting over the question if Tass is really God or not. After severe provocation TassGod responded by destroying Logic Loophole and threathening to destroy all of CyCon. Only through valiant worship of our brave editor, who bravely decided to enter the temple of a enraged god. There he prayed for restoration of Logic Loophole. TassGod was touched by this and decided to reverse time and restore Logic Loophole. However fight continues, as some functions still haven`t acknowledged Tass as a God.
Mulder-Zeta-Five and Scully-Gamma-Two have also concluded that Tass is responsible for the space-time continuum breach that caused 3D Issue 4.2 being published after 3D Issue 5. Hive ambassador has filed a complaint to CyCon, because he has seen, I quote “Comrade Tassadar flying out of 3D offices on a chariot made of Hiverian sex slaves.” CyCon government has denounced any involvement in this, saying they do not control TassGod despite their attempts.



News in brief:

*Renegade function MWIA captured – rogue Pirate program deleted.

*After a sudden drop in viewers interest, famous Claire Folani – Jamksi tape has been taken off program. Disinterest has not yet been explained.

*All Scot antialcoholic programs have been renounced and withdrawn.

*Whole CyCon government arrested after not obeying Tass`s Seventh Commandment – released after a day of chaos in CyCon.

*Three thousand Claire-Forlani tapes have been sent to Jamski two days before his trial. It has not yet been confirmed that Jamski used the tapes to influence Court`s decision.

*CyCon increase population growth program under evaluation after whole faction unifies with CyCon. Program deemed to be too successful.

*Ambassador Jamski acknowledges PUT industrial and economical capability.

*PUT welcomed into CyCon with parades and fireworks



Disclaimer:

People of CyCon, you do not need to be worried about recent increase of CyberGorilla sightings around CyCon territory, especially around 3D Offices.

A CyberGorilla:

Since the recent attack on 3D Offices, and mobilization of troops to PEACE front, CyCon government has taken steps to replace all policeman garrisons with CyberGorillas. They are under control, although the unfortunate incident in the Thermocline Tavern is the result of Tassadars influence. Get your own creatures trained to eat Hiverians And do not forget to download brainwash.exe once a day!



Conspiracy theory: - by Mulder-Zeta-Five

Fellow CyConians I come to you on this day, to tell you that I have uncovered a large conspiracy. You have seen UFOs across Chiron. You have noticed several strange occurences: drunken scottish function selling haggis, CyberGorillas, flying chariots, [other] and so on. I believe that our government has allied itself with the Progenitor survivors of the terrible ship crash decades ago. They are using their technology to construct an air fleet of UFOs, carrying thousands of CyberGorillas. These forces are prepared to take over control of all other factions in single, lethal blow. Then martial law will be enforced and democracy will end, forever. We will bow to functions that will rule us from their HQ on UFOs. Even entity called Tassadar is in fact part of the conspiracy. CyCon is using him to manipulate spacetime continuum. Several UFO sightings in other faction teritories are mere scouting runs for the upcoming invasion. And then great rulling pink elephant will come from the sky and drink tea. What! I am not crazy! Nooo! Get away from me! I am not crazy.. I am not going to Reasearch Hospital! Nooo. [end transmission]



Wiseman`s Column:

Wiseman Yoda-Iota-Five



To CyConians fellow come I, with thought this. To readers abroad too. Interesting question have I? If Googlie God is, and Tassadar God is, than Satan who is? This Tassadar is? He Logic Loophole destroyed has. And yet it restored has. Good or evil he is? Googlie greater is or not is? Many things to think now? Greater power who has?
Whom do we to worship have? Both or neither? What first zero or one was? Zero maybe? No one is? And why laughing you are? CyCon with PUT unites? Hmm need time to think.

Micha, please your pants on put. Undress near me do not! Hiverians unpolite are! Help I ask!!!



Entertainment section:

"A young Planet Cultist gets homework at Children`s Creche.
Mommy, where the children come from?
Umm Locust Of Chiron broght you to us, honey.
And from where did you come from?
Locust broght me too to grandma.
And Dad?
Him too.
Grannys and grandpas?
Them too.

Tommorow Planet Cultist is asked by the teacher what did he learn. - I learned that there was no normal baby delivery in my family yet."

"How do you sink a Pirate submarine? Knock on the hatch!"

"Cyborg, Pirate, Hiverian and Chairman are travelling in a maglev train. Pirate offers water to other three and then throws the rest through the window.
-Do not worry, we have enough of that in PEACE.
Cyborg give other three a PDA and throws the rest of PDAs throught the window.
-Do not worry, we have enough of that in CPU.
Chairman throws other Hiverian through the window.
-Do not worry, we have enough..."

NOTE: ANY SIMILARITY TO REAL PERSONS OR EVENTS IS PURELY COINCIDENTIAL.

Bravo to joketeller.exe algorythm!



Cyborg pornography!

[I] No pornography this time but.. welcome our newest morale raising unit! She is part Cyborg despite some opinions.



Weapons reasearch:

This is the official annoucement coming from the Internal Affairs Office: "Prototype version of battlecry02.exe is ready and will be soon tested at one of the last Pirate bases. We expect range of approximately 950 meters in its main laugh radius, and 1350 meters in secondary laugh radius. Specifications are currently unknown, but we believe that within 14 minutes 87 percent of Pirates will have laughed to death. After additional 16 minutes 97 percent of the Pirates will have laughed to death. However we did suffer a casualty in its development: one of the translators accidentaly disengaged its implanted function and just by looking at the lines he laughed to death instantly. Implication of this are enormous - if we publish it Chironwide we could obliterate other organic factions in a moment. Other data is classified."



20 things you have to be able to do to join CyCon if you are already member of another faction:

1. You must not be nervestapled (this automaticaly disqualifies all Hiverians).
2. You must believe in Tassadar (sponsored by TassChurchInc.).
3. You must not be afraid of CyberGorillas and other cybernetic animals.
4. You must know or learn binary.
5. You must speak english.
6. You must obey Tassadars Ten Commandments
7. You must be able to breath underwater.
8. You must know to sing both Soviet and CyCon anthems backwards.
9. You must be able to turn your head 360 degrees.
10. You must be able to speak Chinese, Pirate, Bantu, Svahili, Hungarian, Escimo, Babilonian.
11. You must increase our population.
12. You must donate all techs we do not have and your faction has.
13. You must be able to cut your hand off and not scream.
14. You must watch Star Trek reruns every day.
15. You need to have IQ of at least 135.
16. You need to know what does it write on page 324, line 17 of War and Peace.
17. You must not be a terrorist.
18. All alcoholics are excluded (except Pirates).
19. You must be able to swim in a pool of liquid acid.
20. You need to know to dance step on minefield and stay in one piece if possible.

NOTE: THIS RULE DO NOT APPLY TO PUT MEMBERS!!



Things you have to do to join CyCon if you are new to ACDG

Click join in upper right corner, next to "Cybernetic Consciousness, not a member, JOIN"


And welcome to CyCon! :d :b



Anthem

After being requested by several outside readers, we present you the CyCon anthem - the one we sing after obeying daily Seventh Commandment of Tass:11100011110001000011011001111111001110101001011001
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Editor answers questions:

As always, PM for questions you want me to answer.

Unfortunately, I cannot answer any questions about the Unification yet. But Chairman, wait until next Issue that will be completely dedicated to it. We expect it to be finished after ten days.


I am sorry ambassador, but Tass trained my CyberGorillas to eat Hiverians. It was not my deliberate act, as we feed CyberGorillas with dead Cyborgs and occasional criminals. I am not responsible of divine acts.


I did not expell Tassadar from my office. It seems that

Originally posted by obstructor
GET OUT OF MY OFFICE! YOU GOT YOUR OWN TEMPLE!

was misinterpreted. This was just a friendly way to persuade a God to quit my office.
So it seems you are wrong, Sister Miriam.


We published our anthem, just as you asked Busterian. I know it is longer than others, but we have so much things to be proud of .



Do not forget to Tassadar, God of Almighty Spam!This will now be part of every Issue, after Tassadar requested so




Expect... Issue 7.0 soon!

[Illuminatus]

Comments?

I will post it next day (about 12 hours from my now) so if you have objections or possible corrections post them here in that time period.

[Maniac]

Let's call it Issue 7!