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  • Check the second part (soon gonna be posted) - you will be named special war reporter.
    SMAC/X FAQ | Chiron Archives
    The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. --G.B.Shaw

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    • Editor answers questions of readers

      Comrade Tassick, first of all your name seems awfully familiar to me. must be a deja vú I realize that you love Cyborg pornography and I promise you that we will post new photos in Issue 6.1.

      Unsigned reader, yes those are real Claire Forlani and Jamski footages. And Tass did provide us. If you join CyCon you will get it gratis.

      BlackBeard, I am not gonna post secret military plans. War against PEACE is proceding as we expected it. What faction did you say you were from?

      Yes, Enigmus, we are making misspellings on purpose. By making mistakes we make 3D more understandable to readers outside CyCon.

      That is all in this Issue, PM your next questions for the next Issue.


      CyCon recruiter: join today to best ACDG faction!
      As a member of CyCon you will gain certain benefits: free dental, multispaming abbility, fairly indestructible body, increased neural functions, discount at all MorgDonald`s around Chiron, a Drogue action figure, 134 adapters for various uses and, ofcourse, your own copy of stolen Jamski and Claire Forlani footage! The process of assimilation is gruesomely painfull completely painless and fast! Contact nearest CyCon embassy for detailed information!



      Stay tuned for.... 3D 6.1!
      As the war with Pirates is nearing end, we prepare a new, special, issue of Digital Data Download, with full war report and conversations with captured Pirate members, done by the special war reporter GeoModder. He was shot multiple times during his assignment, but fortunately his backup cybernetic system activated and saved him by regenerating damaged tissue. He is now better than ever and is going to be promoted. Also, contest for the best caption continues - PM new editor with your best material. All captions posted in threads are automatically disqualified. Winner gets a free Jamski-Forlani tape!





      Stay tuned for.... 3D 6.1!
      Last edited by Illuminatus; January 27, 2004, 17:27.
      SMAC/X FAQ | Chiron Archives
      The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. --G.B.Shaw

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      • As soon as I get one approval post - it goes in ACDG - don`t keep me waiting.
        SMAC/X FAQ | Chiron Archives
        The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. --G.B.Shaw

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        • Originally posted by obstructor
          As soon as I get one approval post - it goes in ACDG - don`t keep me waiting.
          two corrections
          First it's 'GeoModder', not 'Geo-Modder'
          Second 'off cours' instead of 'ofcourse'

          And how can I write war reports if I'm mortally wounded damn it

          For the rest, go with it, looks good
          He who knows others is wise.
          He who knows himself is enlightened.
          -- Lao Tsu

          SMAC(X) Marsscenario

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          • Originally posted by GeoModder




            And how can I write war reports if I'm mortally wounded damn it

            For the rest, go with it, looks good
            Sorry about the name. Your organic part was mortally wounded. Luckly you are Cyborg
            SMAC/X FAQ | Chiron Archives
            The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. --G.B.Shaw

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            • Originally posted by GeoModder



              Second 'off cours' instead of 'ofcourse'


              For the rest, go with it, looks good
              Nope, it is of course (forgot spacing ). Also you posted me 2 other things that were incorrect reports of mispelling. Not your mother tongue you say ? [no offense].

              Anyway issue 6.0 is out and I am going offline.
              SMAC/X FAQ | Chiron Archives
              The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. --G.B.Shaw

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              • Ok, finally got a chance to go through the article. (Small) list of errors sent to obstructor.

                I enjoyed reading it.
                I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                • Great Issue!

                  I have posted a news flash from the cyconian news agency Acta Binaria Online. It is about the latest incidents in the Grand Temple of Tassadar

                  And I will not post things in the name of 3D without asking my editor unless they are of most urgent importance.
                  Last edited by Illuminatus; January 30, 2004, 16:44.
                  Que l’Univers n’est qu’un défaut dans la pureté de Non-être.

                  - Paul Valery

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                  • here it is:

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                    This the Acta Binaria Online News Flash

                    Counterattack against malicious virus called tassadar.exe has ended in truce between DataFunction Kassad omicron-9 and the virus.

                    The battle against executives threatening the backbone security continues.

                    This morning by authorisation of The Core Network Authority Hidden Function Kassad Omicron-Nine, codenamed laurentius launched a counter attack against malicious virus called tassadar.exe. The virus had been contained in a secure Sub-Routine called 'The Grand Temple of Tassadar' but had created enormous amounts of spam wich the The CNA regards inefficient and potentially corruptive.

                    This was the first real attempt to test the viruses internal defenses wich have so far been holding against Kassad O-9's attempts to infiltrate its kernel. Hostilities raged for several hours after wich truce was signed. Only CPU knows how long this truce will last, and who will survive.


                    STAY TUNED
                    Que l’Univers n’est qu’un défaut dans la pureté de Non-être.

                    - Paul Valery

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                    • BTW this are my quarters my, so please make an appointment
                      SMAC/X FAQ | Chiron Archives
                      The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. --G.B.Shaw

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                      • A FRIENDLY REMINDER FROM YOUR GOD

                        Take no other gods before me lest I destroy your bases from the sky
                        Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
                        Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                        • YOU MUST DIE
                          Que l’Univers n’est qu’un défaut dans la pureté de Non-être.

                          - Paul Valery

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                          • Get out of my office!
                            Fight at the temple!
                            The one who wins is true God!
                            Out! Out!
                            SMAC/X FAQ | Chiron Archives
                            The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. --G.B.Shaw

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                            • HMPH Well alright, sorry to spam here.

                              /me flies out in golden chariots
                              Que l’Univers n’est qu’un défaut dans la pureté de Non-être.

                              - Paul Valery

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                              • *looks amazed at the chariots
                                Perhaps, Tass is no so great? Nah. But...
                                SMAC/X FAQ | Chiron Archives
                                The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. --G.B.Shaw

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