3D Offices

[GeoModder]

Originally posted by obstructor
I could have nervestapled Chairman too...

/me is for a moment

No, you couldn't have, He is safely far away somewhere in a Hive Office Pit.

[Illuminatus]

Well, they said themselves.. "Chairman has mysteriously dissapeared " in new PRAVDA

[GeoModder]

Originally posted by obstructor
Well, they said themselves.. "Chairman has mysteriously dissapeared " in new PRAVDA

Remember that for the next 3D Issue, should make great copy...

Perhaps something with PEACE governing members seeking refuge in Hive and are really fakes (Santiago's spartan commando's popping up again, like in the section 'search of Colonel Santiago' that started in the early days of 3D).

[Illuminatus]

Hey! How did youm know what I am thinking? Youa re.. oh yea, telepathic link.

[GeoModder]

Obstructor, how about making a proud announcement about a full colony pod of PEACE citizens defecting to our side with some blahblah of how bad PEACE leadership is for their civilians ATM?

I don't have time for such a thing now, so I prefer to lay it in your capable editor hands...

[Illuminatus]

I will start work on 8.0 in Saturday

[Illuminatus]

A test you should ignore.

[GeoModder]

Originally posted by obstructor
I will start work on 8.0 in Saturday

Oh, this news is not ment for a whole new issue, just make something short as for 7.1 or something.

[Illuminatus]

Digital Data Download Special Newsflash

Since Hive destroyed our CP, I am building this template which hopefully will not have to be used.





Hive slaughters ten thousand CPU civilians in an unprovoked attack and without official declaration of war! CPU Government declares war on Hive after they refuse to make amends!

Innocent CPU civilians brutally murdered and stacked up by Hive soldiers!



ATTENTION ALL CPU CITIZENS- This is a level 10 Priority Declaration of the Cybernetic Planetary Union!


As of date 2159.1503, the Cybernetic Planetary Union is formally and officially in a state of war with the faction called The Hive. All military units have been alerted and forces set to red alert. We will defend against this act of agression and crush our enemy, until they do not pose a threat never again. All Hive citizens shall be liberated and intriduced into the most democratic system on planet, finally tasting freedom, after enduring generations in slavery. All factions that will military support Hive in this war shall be considered enemies of Hive too.

List of Hive transgessions:

1. Commiting a genocide against CPU.

2. Conducting an act of war (genocide) without formal declaration.

3. Falsly accusing CPU of atrocities.

4. Spreading lies about CPU.

5. Oppresing its own people under Police State.

6. Not worshipping our Lord God, Tassadar.

7. Nervestapling children.

8. Feeding its own people to mindworms.

9. Using Planetary Council as disguise for their sneak attack.

10. Being a highly irrational and emotional set of Fullhumans who cling to emotions out of archaic evolutionary tendencies, in spite of the glorious example set by the Consciousness.

11. Using PEACE issue for their own purposes while behaving highly hypocritical.

Cybernetic algorithms predict a 96.33% probability of victory over Hive aggresion forces.


Ten thousand people butchered by Hive!

In an completely unprovoked attack, Hive has brutally murdered every single member of the Colony pod on unnamed island. Even then we tried diplomatic channels to avoid war, demanding amends for slaughtered civilians, and resigning the pact with Hive as show of good will. However they have refused, thus proving they are planing to invade CPU. The colony pod which has just recently joined CPU, was completely unarmed and posed no threat, but this wasn`t important for Hiverian murderors. They just killed everyone of them!
Hiverian ambassador explained this atrocity with a poor lie:

Originally posted by HongHu
Dear Function Maniac,

I was notified that the colony pod your captured is determined to be affected by an unknown planet virus that may be deadly and highly contagious. The Hive coastal guard had to take it out because it posed great potential threat to the Hive's security.

Comrade HongHu

So innocent civilians posed a threat to Hive, stranded and unarmed on island? Infected by unknown virus that may be dangerous and contagious? Yet we received no such report of facts to conclude that. Hive isn`t even trying to explain this atrocity, not to make amends. Comrade HongHu even showed it`s hypocricy, as she overseed murder of 10 000 people for whom she claimed not long ago that they were murdered by CPU soldiers, while they were simply convinced to join us.


to conclude:

WE ARE THE CPU
PREPARE TO BE ASSIMILATED
LOWER YOUR DEFENCES, AND SURRENDER YOUR UNITS
WE WILL ADD YOUR TECHNOLOGICAL AND INDUSTRIAL DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN
YOUR LIFE, AS IT HAS BEEN, IS OVER
FROM THIS TIME FORWARD YOUR CULTURE WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE OURS
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

[Ouro_827]

A little more emphasis on the innocent... add assisted murder in there, for them helping out PEACE.

[Maniac]

How about referring to HongHu's hypocricy? She accused us of murder of the CP when she didn't yet know we had just mind controlled it.

[Illuminatus]

[GeoModder]

And perhaps, just perhaps, making it our cause to free Hive people from the abundance of government revolutions -and bickering of their 'leaders'

[Illuminatus]

Wouldn`t anouncing it alert the Drones? Nevermind, they will go to war with us anyway if they want to.

[Illuminatus]

Done. I will check it tommorow. Hopefully we will get a positive response from Hive.