Jury Poll for Lemmy's Trial - For Real This Time

[Mr. President]

I've said too much.

[GeneralTacticus]

Looks like Lemmy will be acquitted of everything other than Little Theft Microcredito & Bad Humour.

[Lemmy]

Cool, it looks like i could get away with Transmutation of Government Officials to Furniture then

[Mr. President]

There's still, what, two more days? Give it some time.

[MrWhereItsAt]

Originally posted by H Tower


so the court isn't to be taken seriously then?

Of course not. I wasn't permitted to be a judge.

[DeathByTheSword]

no we have a serious court but also a RP-court

[Maniac]

So what punishment does Lemmy get for the two guilty charges? You know what the Rec Commons management would like.

[Lemmy]

I recommend some jailtime to think about my actions and then community service in the rec commons

[Maniac]

Skip the jailtime and I think most people can agree.

[Lemmy]

Keep in mind that if i'm denied jailtime i'll be forced to commit harsher crimes next time, one of them could involve arson or mutilation of a certain bar owner

[Method]

Originally posted by GeneralTacticus
And my pen ran dry yesterday. You must have stolen the ink, you bastard!

so, lemmy only gets charged with little theft microkred and use of horrendously bad humour?! what about the murders, whitchcraft, assaults, and most importantly, the sheer evil-ness?! (or evility, evilocity...)

[Hercules]

There has to be a poll of the punishments to the charges of which lemmy was found guilty ranging from cleaning the rec.comm to death by sword. Each charge should have a maximum punishment and a minimum punishment: for instance guilty on the bad jokes charge might warrant a 3 month sentence of submitting a humurous artlicle to the CNN every week to forbidden using the word 'explore or similar' for 30 turns.

[Hercules]

I 'll start a thread for punishment suggestions, not just for these charges but for a range of crimes. a punishment to fit the crime.