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  • Jury Poll for Lemmy's Trial - For Real This Time

    Hopefully I didn't screw up this time around. "I'm the judge, you're the jury," said the man with the dark helmet. "We've tried the case, it's in your hands."

    Poll closes in three days.
    182
    Abduction of an elected UN Commisionner during service - GUILTY
    2.75%
    5
    Abduction of an elected UN Commisionner during service - NOT GUILTY
    8.24%
    15
    Murders at first and second degree (both with aggraved circumstances) - GUILTY
    2.75%
    5
    Murders at first and second degree (both with aggraved circumstances) - NOT GUILTY
    8.24%
    15
    Grand Theft Xenobrew - GUILTY
    4.95%
    9
    Grand Theft Xenobrew - NOT GUILTY
    6.04%
    11
    Little Theft Mikrocredits - GUILTY
    6.59%
    12
    Little Theft Mikrocredits - NOT GUILTY
    4.40%
    8
    Unauthorized Cloning of Citizens - GUILTY
    3.30%
    6
    Unauthorized Cloning of Citizens - NOT GUILTY
    7.69%
    14
    Transmutation of Government Officials to Furniture - GUILTY
    4.95%
    9
    Transmutation of Government Officials to Furniture - NOT GUILTY
    6.04%
    11
    Attempted Cannibalism - GUILTY
    3.30%
    6
    Attempted Cannibalism - NOT GUILTY
    7.69%
    14
    Use of Horrendously Bad Humor While on Duty - GUILTY
    8.24%
    15
    Use of Horrendously Bad Humor While on Duty - NOT GUILTY
    2.75%
    5
    Causing Human Disappearance - GUILTY
    4.40%
    8
    Causing Human Disappearance - NOT GUILTY
    6.04%
    11
    Xenobanana, I hardly knew thee
    1.65%
    3

    The poll is expired.

    Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

  • #2
    The transcript of the trial proceedings is here.
    Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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    • #3
      What happens if we have a tie?

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      • #4
        Jury Poll

        Lemmy gets it around the neck
        On the ISDG 2012 team at the heart of CiviLIZation

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        • #5
          What are the punishments for each offence? I say death by means of the GMTLFITRCBR!
          Smile
          For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
          But he would think of something

          "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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          • #6
            Hercules -

            Drogue - We are the Peacekeepers. We don't execute people. Especially not with Green Mysterious Tentacled Life Forms.
            Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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            • #7
              Er? I dont' recall being a government official when he turned me into furniture.
              Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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              • #8
                Little Theft Mikrocreds seems to be the only one "winning". I just feel it: my new toilet cleaner is coming.
                Contraria sunt Complementa. -- Niels Bohr
                Mods: SMAniaC (SMAC) & Planetfall (Civ4)

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                • #9
                  Boo!
                  Last edited by Method; July 29, 2003, 12:49.

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                  • #10
                    your chrging him for making bad jokes? what a bunch of tight wads...

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                    • #11
                      Hey. It was a really really really bad joke. It was so bad it wasn't even funny.
                      Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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                      • #12
                        TKG: Have you looked at the registry thread unless its being altered overnight?
                        There's two Maniacs 4 and 18.

                        On Cloning there was also the case of Gnool who apparently was killed and suddenly re-appears. Are we talking clones or zombies here?
                        On the ISDG 2012 team at the heart of CiviLIZation

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                        • #13
                          your chrging him for making bad jokes? what a bunch of tight wads
                          It's a joke trial anyway, H Tower.
                          Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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                          • #14
                            TKG: Have you looked at the registry thread unless its being altered overnight?
                            There's two Maniacs 4 and 18.
                            And my pen ran dry yesterday. You must have stolen the ink, you bastard!
                            Last edited by GeneralTacticus; November 6, 2002, 04:09.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Mr. President


                              It's a joke trial anyway, H Tower.
                              so the court isn't to be taken seriously then?

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