Recreation Commons Courthouse

[Kassiopeia]

TKG, I'll look for that log.

What comes to being sucked by a vampire, 1.) most of the victims knew what he was doing and 2.) the ones who didn't deserved it, considering his ploy was so elementary. Half of Poly has been 'sucking blood' the past two weeks.

[Lemmy]

Originally posted by Mr. President
As for witchcraft . . . We're the liberal-socialist U.N. Peacekeepers! If he claims it as his religion, not only can he not be burned for it, we have to subsidize him.

subisdize ey?

Originally posted by GeneralTacticus
Yes, where in the law does it say witchcraft is prohibited? It's only banned if he uses it hurt people.

apparantly a lot of people got hurt as a result of me turning Kass into furniture, an entire turnchat was derailed because of that.

Originally posted by GeneralTacticus
Where's the evidence that he did that? We have a statement from the police, but nothing else.

*cough* http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?name=Lemmy *cough* http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?name=Lemmy *cough*

[GeneralTacticus]

apparantly a lot of people got hurt as a result of me turning Kass into furniture, an entire turnchat was derailed because of that.

A lot of people were annoyed, I wouldn't say 'hurt' though.

[Kassiopeia]

apparantly a lot of people got hurt as a result of me turning Kass into furniture, an entire turnchat was derailed because of that.

There's no evidence of that. TKG just said you said I was a part of the furniture. What I can say is, one morning I just woke up like this. I like being a chandelier, thanks if it's you who did it.

Besides, it was Skanky Burns who did it. I'm quite certain. "If in doubt, blame Skanky."

[Kassiopeia]

#politics @ apolyton.net (Talk politics - get banned!)

Lemmy> http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?lemmy
Lemmy> brain eating!
TKG> what?
TKG> is this like vampire thing, only with brains?
TKG> *the
Kassiopeia> I think so *doesn't click*
Xuenay> TKG: Yes
Lemmy> off course not
Xuenay> I like the idea of my subconsciousness remembering all sorta stuff
Kassiopeia> http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Kassi
Lemmy> bah, i should devoice you for that...
Lemmy> oooh, link
* Lemmy clicks link
Lemmy> Kassi has eaten 1 brain. Yours was a bit runny.
Kassiopeia> I wonder why...

So, in reality, Lemmy hasn't eaten brains, though I've consumed his (rather runny) ones.

[Method]

yes but the fact remains, he tried to eat brains

[Kassiopeia]

Sure, but his attempt was feeble at best. Come on, he ended up with his own brain eaten.

[Lemmy]

That stupidity can't go unpunished

[Method]

Originally posted by GeneralTacticus
Yes, where in the law does it say witchcraft is prohibited? It's only banned if he uses it hurt people.

he did turn kass into furniture

[Kassiopeia]

I would suggest that we add "Use of horrendously bad humour" to the list of chargers. I will seek evidence from within my collection of logs. I have nothing tangible, but in the last turn chat Lemmy aired a very bad joke. The fact that he was on duty and working while doing this adds to the charge's severity.

[Kassiopeia]

Originally posted by TKG
he did turn kass into furniture

What's the problem with that? I've illuminated several council meetings after that happened. I feel so... purposeful now. I'm in gratitude.

[Method]

Originally posted by Kassiopeia
What's the problem with that? I've illuminated several council meetings after that happened. I feel so... purposeful now. I'm in gratitude.

so that's 1 you've ruined, compared to 2 you've done a service in?

[Kassiopeia]

Oh FFS. It was Skanky goddamn Burns! And it was hardly ruined. DBTS called it off not because of the incident but because he thought the system didn't work.

And it's Lemmy we're prosecuting here, not me.

[Method]

Originally posted by Kassiopeia
And it's Lemmy we're prosecuting here, not me.

well maybe we should be prosecuting you, you lousy cabinet meeting-ruining luxury light fixture!

[Mr. President]

Okay, this is getting too weird.

This case is dismissed! Get out of my #%*@ing court room!