Chrionian News Network - Issue 4

[Darkness' Edge]

sorry to hear that, tass

hope you can be back soon

in the meantime...i'm always available to write an edition or two, or even if you need some help with a couple of articles a week...

[Mellian]

Funny, considering they were entirely unhurt when we got back inside...

i guess you didn't look under their clothes...did i mentioned i used my nails?

Me. I've got bodyguards with bigger guns.

bigger it is, the less accurate it will be

-Mellian

[Mellian]

sorry to hear tass

-Mellian

[Hercules]

Obviously not a good time. But.

Will you post a Full Page Colour Ad (Mostly Green) looking for a leader of a newly formed Green Party/ Save The Environment Party- STEP). Essential: good experience in environment matters, good relations with Deirdre (Nudge ,Nudge) and long established career in this community. Desirable: Able to speak native life form language and ability to talk to trees. Ideas on recruiting non committed members to party.
Benefits:Share bonus option in reputable fungal vineyard. Applicants (and membership to party) should apply to Hercules or biodegradeable BOX H

[GeneralTacticus]

i guess you didn't look under their clothes...did i mentioned i used my nails?

No... now that I have, I see that you were right... I must now inform you that you are under arrest under Article III, Universal Declaration of Human Rights: "Everyone has the right to life, liberty and security of person." The security forces will be along to collect you shortly. I advise that you come quietly.

[Mellian]

Arrest me? out all of the people who done stupid things on Unity and while coming down...as well as trying to get out of the pod...you arrest me? really now

*jumps in a Unity Rover and drives away*

-Mellian

[Lemmy]

*jumps in a Unity Rover and drives away*

*shakes fist in air*
HEY!!! That belongs to my exploration squads!!

[Mellian]

*jumps in a Unity Rover and drives away*

*shakes fist in air*
HEY!!! That belongs to my exploration squads!!

*brakes, and the Unity ROver goes on reverse, almost hitting Lemmy and then stops. gets outs*

ooops, sorry about that, forced of habit

-Mellian

[Hercules]

Excuse me I called a few days back to leave in an ad for a party leader.

* Anybody Here* he shouts

* Nobody answers. Editors and journos are all over at the Rec. Comms.* One of the great pillars of democracy: the freedom of the press is about to collapse because there is no press to be free with.*

* he sighs, looks round the empty room * He makes his way to the commons.
seems the only news available now is on the grapevine.

[Hercules]

*Hercules returns to Newspaper offices. He believes he saw TASS outside looking in. In any case Tass is playing back in an old colony pod newreel on the TV hologram in the corner.* Places P4PS1 on desk and types in first headline

Government in Crisis . Commissioner wants to step down. Competition for some director posts but no-one wants the messy jobs.

Political parties disintegrate .
political party leaders and members deserting political groupngs like rats from a foil. Pandemoniak too distressed, seems to have turned to absinthe. Other leaders squabble over who jumped first.

Rumours rife of serial killer in University faction. Mellian and General Tacticus both known to boast of carrying guns. Calls for police station

Hercules believes there may be some clues in recorded threads, but needs top crime reporter to pursue.

Ade reports paradise lost and regained phenomenon Ade reports in detail on lost weekend and several 'foul' tasting Finnish concoctions.

Arts and gossip reporter still needed as well as crime reporter.

[DeathByTheSword]

this little newflashes are cool too! maybe hercules wants to do them sometimes more?

[Darkness' Edge]

Good job, Hercules!

Tass, are you sure you don't want me to take over the running completely instead of just bi-weekly, until things get back on track for you?

The people are getting anxious.

[Nubclear]

For the last time,

THE CNN WILL BE OUT ON THURSDAY. THATS WHEN IT COMES OUT. IF IT DOES NOT COME OUT ON THURSDAY, THEN IT MEANS IVE BEEN INFESTED BY MINDWORMS AND IN THAT CASE YOU SHOULD CONTACT BASE SECURITY AND PROMOTE DARKNESS EDGE TO CHIEF EDITOR. AND ILL OWE ALL OF YOU 2 ENERGY CREDITS

If you did not get that message, please contact the Peacekeeping Health Department

[GeneralTacticus]

Arrest me? out all of the people who done stupid things on Unity and while coming down...as well as trying to get out of the pod...you arrest me? really now

*jumps in a Unity Rover and drives away*

-Mellian

You have information that others have attacked official UN security forces as well? Who? Maybe you can get out of this if you talk...