Chrionian News Network - Issue 4

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Re: Chrionian News Network - Issue 4

Originally posted by Tassadar5000
"Oh yeah, mineral activity within the resonistic 'sphere' encompassing the general area does work favorably to our industrial capability. We can manufacture things at a higher rate than normally, however we must let the minerals 'grow' in order to populate the vicinity. If you want, I have about an hour left. I could explain the advantages of Mineral Production in Todays Modern Society as written in my book which is only five millicredits!" Chief Scientist TKG, the second person to step onto the Planet (First being Exploration and Intelligence Officer Lemmy) told CNN reporters.

you make me sound like a nerd!

second person on planet!

[History Guy]

TKG-- Well, you do have a computer built into the back of your head.

As for being second guy on Planet...big deal! I was number...forty-eight...

And hey, all! I'm the newest journalist for the esteemed Chironian News Network!

Signed,
Philemon H. History Guy, Talent and Journalist, New Apolyton, and the guy who gave Yang a punch on the nose on the Unity, for which he hath sworn revenge on all humanity (and heck! I ain't kidding!!)!

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Originally posted by History Guy
TKG-- Well, you do have a computer built into the back of your head.

all the better for plotting world domination! solving algebraic equations! yes...that's right...

/me runs off before he reveals more about his true agenda...

[moomin]

Re: Re: Chrionian News Network - Issue 4

Originally posted by TKG
second person on planet!

Eh... All factions claim their guys where here first. You won't be sec on planet until they're all eradicated/assimilated, you know.

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Re: Re: Re: Chrionian News Network - Issue 4

Originally posted by moomin
You won't be sec on planet until they're all eradicated/assimilated, you know.

don't you worry about that

[History Guy]

Hmmm...now why do I have this sudden suspicion that TKG plots to take over Planet? Hmmmm...

[Main_Brain]

Im trying to become the First Drone on Planet :P

[Pandemoniak]

I'll be Third Drone on planet, after Comrade Dumai and Comrade Main_Brain.

[History Guy]

Drones??! Hah! They are so...plebeian! Now, take a look at we Talents, and realize the errors of your ways...thou shalt be forgiven, and given a job. Reform boys, it's the only thing for it. You don't want to be driven down by revolution, utopia, or anything to that effect. It just doesn't work. And if you really want to sit around all day, and polish your guns, and take out your rage on society, go join the Peacekeeper Army, OK?

Ah, the happiness of a Talent when he knows that he has just set two young men on the right path in life...ahhhhhh...

[Mellian]

I'll be the first to set foot on planet with a gun.

-Mellian

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go join the spartans!

[Mellian]

Originally posted by TKG

go join the spartans!

even thought how much fun i would have with the spartans, i prefer the peacekeepers. anyway, the reason i have the gun is for self-defence. after that crazy runnings with Mr. President, Kass, and History Guy back on Unity, don't know what they will do to me

-Mellian

[Pandemoniak]

Originally posted by History Guy
Drones??! Hah! They are so...plebeian! Now, take a look at we Talents, and realize the errors of your ways...thou shalt be forgiven, and given a job. Reform boys, it's the only thing for it. You don't want to be driven down by revolution, utopia, or anything to that effect. It just doesn't work. And if you really want to sit around all day, and polish your guns, and take out your rage on society, go join the Peacekeeper Army, OK?

Ah, the happiness of a Talent when he knows that he has just set two young men on the right path in life...ahhhhhh...

Yeah, you enforced your point of view : Drones shall prevail over this world, for We are the working force.
and one last thing, before you loss yourself : the CCCP, welcoming any drones, stand as one (if not the biggest) of the biggest party. Why do you think it is like that ?

Let me just tell you : for we have walked with the Drones.

[Pandemoniak]

Originally posted by Mellian


even thought how much fun i would have with the spartans, i prefer the peacekeepers. anyway, the reason i have the gun is for self-defence. after that crazy runnings with Mr. President, Kass, and History Guy back on Unity, don't what they will do

-Mellian

Well, the only reason I have a gun is that someone gave one to me. I changed and hacked this gun into a distillery, though : with that, gimme 5kg of fungus and you'll have 5l of fungal gin.

[Kassiopeia]

Originally posted by Mellian
even thought how much fun i would have with the spartans, i prefer the peacekeepers. anyway, the reason i have the gun is for self-defence. after that crazy runnings with Mr. President, Kass, and History Guy back on Unity, don't know what they will do to me

-Mellian

If you still have some problems with me, there's always the PM option. There's absolutely no need to bring this outside AC-Fiction.