Recreation Commons - Twelfth Floor: Unity II Departure Lounge

[Skanky Burns]

Weapons of mas-- erm-- furniture, yes, furniture!
/me takes the Leffe in his non-bourbon hand.
Oooh, yeah!

[MrWhereItsAt]

Originally posted by GeoModder

The following items are illegal to bring onboard:
[list...[*]Secular (religious) material, in bookform or any other datacarrier.
...[/list]

/me pauses in his sparking error state to frown heavily

Secular material is illegal? So the only thing we can bring in here is strictly religious?

Oh no! My implants are thus a sin against God's creation! I must self-destruct!

[Chaunk]

I wondered about that too MWIA... hmm... i guess we could claim we were being religious about being secular?

[Whoha]

Originally posted by GeoModder
Ouro, Micha and Con::
All beverages come from the current Planet, so energykissers or treehuggers are not in the equition yet. So no drinks can be put on their tab as well.

Whoha: Here, have a Leffe, and return in the queue towards customs. Your luggage needs to be checked...

wait, wait, theres really no need to...

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I'd post the family guy clip of stewie distracting luggage checkers at the airport, and then saying "I hope Osama bin Laden doesn't know showtunes.", but they restrict the kinds of uploads here and I don't want to abuse it(despite the fact that we abuse it every time we post moo2 save files since they are .gam and thats not a valid extension...)

[Whoha]

Originally posted by GeoModder
Chaunk: Do not worry, the free drinks have arrived already, it's only the more esoteric drinks like bourbon who can't get through for another turn or so.

HongHu: No, the staff was not familiar with the biological hazzards you carried in your luggage. They had to be destroyed due to an contamination problem with two members of the customs office.
Off record: Ouro??!!

ANNOUNCEMENT:

The following items are illegal to bring onboard:

• Impact Rifles and other sortlike weaponry.
• Biological hazzards like mindworm eggs, Spore Launcher seeds and Sealurk larvae.
• Secular (religious) material, in bookform or any other datacarrier.
• Objects of mass suppression (ie. nerve staplers).

No doubt the list will grow in time.

does the laser mining equipment we are bringing on count under the weapons ban?

[GeoModder]

Originally posted by Chaunk
I wondered about that too MWIA... hmm... i guess we could claim we were being religious about being secular?

Freedom of thought is permitted, however.

Originally posted by Whoha
does the laser mining equipment we are bringing on count under the weapons ban?

I'm afraid it's too bulky to remove. Besides, the ship needs something in case we're encountering a stray asteroid...

The captain wishes to express his gratitude for you for handing over a replacement control circuit for the ship's fusion bottle holding field. No charges will therefore be brought upon you (yet).
Do you care for your second free drink now?

[Snowflake]

Originally posted by obstructor
HongHu is jsut kidding, Ouro is not a canibal. I haven`t seen Cosmic for a while :suspicious:

Cosmic! This can't be true ...

[Whoha]

Originally posted by GeoModder


Freedom of thought is permitted, however.



I'm afraid it's too bulky to remove. Besides, the ship needs something in case we're encountering a stray asteroid...

The captain wishes to express his gratitude for you for handing over a replacement control circuit for the ship's fusion bottle holding field. No charges will therefore be brought upon you (yet).
Do you care for your second free drink now?

whew, no I'll hold off on drinking another for right now.

[conmcb25]

Originally posted by GeoModder
Ouro, Micha and Con::
All beverages come from the current Planet, so energykissers or treehuggers are not in the equition yet. So no drinks can be put on their tab as well.

You would be amazed on what Morgan already has there capitalist hands into

[GeoModder]

Perhaps I need to call certain people to the cryobays already?

[GeneralTacticus]

Originally posted by MrWhereItsAt


* MrWhereItsAt pauses in his sparking error state to frown heavily

Secular material is illegal? So the only thing we can bring in here is strictly religious?

Oh no! My implants are thus a sin against God's creation! I must self-destruct!

Actually, since it mentions both secular and religious material in that clause, that means that all material is banned. Including the ship itself.

[GeoModder]

GeneralTacticus: The restriction only applies to secular religious material, general.
Thus techno-material objects can hardly been called secular, nor religious.

/me offers the good general his first free drink (a Leffe).

[GeneralTacticus]

Well, in that case, it does not apply to anything (religious and secular being opposites), and there is no problem.

[GeoModder]

Well, someone had to word the inconsistency eventually. Have another free drink, general, you earned it.

[Zero]

i walked right thru customs without answering those questions.