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Listen up to me you horrible bit of SCUM!
You think you're tough? You think you can just stroll into this democracy game and join the Brotherhood of Sparta? FORGET IT! You are WEAK and PATHETIC! Go and join those money grabbing luxury loving Morganites, you PANSY! What's that? You think you're the big man?
/me breaks your arm *
Did that hurt, you little PUSSY? Do you still think you're tough enough to join the Spartans?
Well, there's some talk from those HIPPY Gaians about loving Planet... but here in the Spartans, the Planet will be your B!TCH! You don't like that soldier? Well TOUGH! This may be a democracy, but you have to EARN your right to vote.
Yes, you heard me, SCUM! Fight 5 years in the Milita, do your duty to PROTECT your family and friends, and then MAYBE you'll get your citizenship, MAYBE you'll get promoted, MAYBE we'll even let you breed, if you have tough enough genes.
WHICH I DOUBT! You hardly look big enough to lift hand weapons, you WEED! Forget trying to heft an IMPACT RIFLE. Pah, perhaps you can drive a Rover, although true Spartans fight hand-to-hand!
So!
/me slaps you accross the face with his cane *
Do you think you're TOUGH enough to survive on Planet? We don't want any WEAK WIMPS that will slow us down. People say we're not the strongest faction, but BY HELL they're in for a SHOCK, soldier.
Come now to your local Milita Recruitment Office.
-Recruiting Sergeant Jamski
You think you're tough? You think you can just stroll into this democracy game and join the Brotherhood of Sparta? FORGET IT! You are WEAK and PATHETIC! Go and join those money grabbing luxury loving Morganites, you PANSY! What's that? You think you're the big man?
/me breaks your arm *
Did that hurt, you little PUSSY? Do you still think you're tough enough to join the Spartans?
Well, there's some talk from those HIPPY Gaians about loving Planet... but here in the Spartans, the Planet will be your B!TCH! You don't like that soldier? Well TOUGH! This may be a democracy, but you have to EARN your right to vote.
Yes, you heard me, SCUM! Fight 5 years in the Milita, do your duty to PROTECT your family and friends, and then MAYBE you'll get your citizenship, MAYBE you'll get promoted, MAYBE we'll even let you breed, if you have tough enough genes.
WHICH I DOUBT! You hardly look big enough to lift hand weapons, you WEED! Forget trying to heft an IMPACT RIFLE. Pah, perhaps you can drive a Rover, although true Spartans fight hand-to-hand!
So!
/me slaps you accross the face with his cane *
Do you think you're TOUGH enough to survive on Planet? We don't want any WEAK WIMPS that will slow us down. People say we're not the strongest faction, but BY HELL they're in for a SHOCK, soldier.
Come now to your local Milita Recruitment Office.
-Recruiting Sergeant Jamski
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