Sparta Command HQ

[Illuminatus]

Ah I see that you have education, just not any general one. I guess you do not need to know how to get along with others.

I may be an intelligent sword, but I had no formal edumication. How does that line go Jamski?

[GeoModder]

Originally posted by obstructor
I may be an intelligent sword, but I had no formal edumication.

Edumication?

[GeneralTacticus]

I think the spelling is kind of the point...

Incidentally, poor spellers are severely punished in Sparta. Military orders must be spelled correctly to be understood, after all.

[GeoModder]

msut?

Have you just been demoted, Corporal?

[GeneralTacticus]

You're correct... bugger. Six months latrine duty for me, then.

[Illuminatus]

Originally posted by GeoModder


Edumication?

It is a line from talking sword in Baldurs Gate Two. As you can see, sword got an edumication

[GeoModder]

I see. Anyway, mission succeeded. GeneralTacticus is hence known as LatrineGeneral.

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Originally posted by GeoModder
No wonder your industry is lacking, there simply are no engineers or factory workers with this dedicated schooling system within your faction.

Sure there are, they're called former Morganites, Gaians, and Angels.



Why should we, as a superior trained and superior race, debase ourselves with mundane activities when there are lesser beings to do these lesser tasks?

Silly weakling.

Now start doing pushups, because when we do round you up we expect no less than 18 hr days (out of 20 hr Chiron days) of physical labor.

[GeneralTacticus]

Actually, IIRC, Chiron days are only 18 hours long... they'd also do well to learn to work in their sleep.

[GeoModder]

Infiltration revealed that the above postings are merely wishfull thinking. production lines in Gaian/Morgan factions are still fully manned and no significant number of citizens are reported missing.

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Originally posted by GeneralTacticus
Actually, IIRC, Chiron days are only 18 hours long... they'd also do well to learn to work in their sleep.

Cheap ass Morgan watch always runs fast.

Request permission to go to PX and get quality Spartan chronometer, sir.

[ChairmanSlick]

urm... sir??---

is this where i can learn discipline and become the man i long to be?

i want to crush those beneath me and rise above them under the flag of sparta...

is that like ok... um ... sir??

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

General, Sir!

Looks like we have some fresh meat here. Want me to give him the once over and see if he cuts the mustard or shall I have him report to Drill Srg. Jamski?

[Zeiter]

We'll make more than a man outta ya! We'll make you into a Morgan weenie-puchin', Gaian clobberin', Data Angel dominatin' elite infantry man! Complete with your own personal round of nerve gas pods and a target practice poster of Morgan Industries- for when you're not dragging a scout rover 20 miles in the mud, or doing 200 push-ups with a missle launcher on your back - in the mud!

Wow, it *is* muddy around here! Must be those mischievious Gaian formers changing the weather patterns again! Which reminds me, I better get back to shoveling those 50 tons of mud out of the Sparta Command parking lot. We've gotta have somewhere to park our immense legions of hovertanks, after all!

[Maniac]

ChairmanSlick, welcome to the Spartan Federation Army!

If, after doing 200 push-ups in the mud, you'd like to take a shower in the Spartan Private Forum Barracks, please PM me or any other Spartan to learn the location and password.