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**Illuminatus** · April 13, 2004, 08:07

I promised tapescript of Jamskis trial here today!
I will be back here with it in 90 minutes. See ya until then.

**Jamski** · April 13, 2004, 08:26

Ummm... I wanted to comment on that, but I never went on trial yet... err... yeah Obstructor... ummm... nice one

-Jam

**Snowflake** · April 13, 2004, 09:38

I heard you were already sentenced.

**Illuminatus** · April 13, 2004, 09:42

Public Transmission of trial of Jam-Pi-3

Originally posted by Obstructor

Functions and Cyborgs, I now have indisputable evidence that our most recent member and formet Hive member, moreover founder of Hive, is planning to coup our government.

A horrifying picture of the accused

What accussed was unaware of, was the fact that every person that is assimilated into consciousness immediately shares all its knowledge with the rest of collective. His plans were devious, insidious, evil, crooked, wicked, diabolical, dark, treacherous and full of spam.
As soon as I, your Prime Function found out, I took steps to stop him before his plan to enslave CPU takes place. Accused realised this and attempted to isolate me from the rest of consciouness by remotely disconnecting my implants from my biological part, thus leaving me vulnerable to his evil head detaching sheep.
Me freezed in horror when my implants started to detach

But luckly I overcome it and restrained Jamski. I started to question him, to make a public confession, but of no avail. Then I had an excellent idea.
Jamski has a cat:

By threatning to put his cat into our experimental CyberCat program,

Our experimental CyberCat program:

I managed to get a confession:

audio recording of confession

Originally posted by Obstructor
So what is the verdict?

Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
Da

Originally posted by laurentius
*laurentius nods

Originally posted by Ouro_827
We already ~~prejudged~~ came upon a fair and impartial verdict for him of guilty! It is now time to procede with the lynching!

Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
Lynching - The Logical Choice(TM)

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
Do we get to form a horde though? Hordes are fun.

Originally posted by GeoModder
* GeoModder joins the communal horde...

But what are we gonna do? Having fun somehow?

Originally posted by Obstructor
Join the horde!

We still must figure out what will be the sentence!

Originally posted by Jamski
I already got off free in 3 trials in the Hive. Justice holds no fear for me any more
-Jam

Originally posted by Obstructor
We are not the Hive!

I judge you to eternal spamming!

This court session is over !

Originally posted by Jamski
Noooooooo! Not eternal spamming!

Please! Anything but that!

* Jamski begs for mercy *

-Jam

Originally posted by Obstructor
* obstructor laughs diabolicaly

Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar

Originally posted by obstructor
We are not the Hive!

I judge you to eternal spamming! This court session is over !

The people are SHOCKED!

Originally posted by GeoModder
I'm not, seems a perfect sentence to me (and a very usefull one, actually).

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
Harsh, but fair.

Originally posted by GeoModder
Hereby a quorum of CyCon members has approved of this verdict, the Second Function, the Military Affairs Function, Ambassador Skanky and the Prime Function were in favor.

May I request the Prime Function to pass this verdict to the Information Function so he can publicly announce it in the main forum?
Perhaps the Hive will show more leniency to our ill-fated faction when they learn about our throughly efficient judge system...

And this is how the first trial of Jamski ended. The second one is starting tonight for the following charges: burning down Temple of Tassadar, then taking a p*** on it and spamming Prime Function with PMs titled like: "RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: CPU chatroom ". Also creating meaningless posts, and rising ppd count of CPU members.

**Snowflake** · April 13, 2004, 09:55

Such cruelty.

BTW a minor typo. "founder" should read "one of the co-founders".

**Illuminatus** · April 13, 2004, 10:24

Who else was co-founder?

Our penalty was mild - Hive would judge him to death and we judge him relively fair. BTW three of you trials failed and our first one was quick and successful

!

**Snowflake** · April 13, 2004, 10:36

Originally posted by obstructor
Who else was co-founder?

The Chairman.

**GeoModder** · April 13, 2004, 10:47

And who is 'deputy chairman' then?

**Jamski** · April 13, 2004, 10:58

Good joke

-Jam

**Snowflake** · April 13, 2004, 10:59

Was.

The other co-founder, the spamski.

As for the current deputy chairman, well it is the turnplayer.

**Illuminatus** · April 13, 2004, 11:00

Then why did he try to coup his co-founder then?

**Snowflake** · April 13, 2004, 11:03

He was confused.

(Spend too much time with the Japanese girls I think.

)

**GeoModder** · April 13, 2004, 11:04

Originally posted by HongHu
As for the current deputy chairman, well it is the turnplayer.

Which is... ?

**Jamski** · April 13, 2004, 11:05

I tried to restore democracy to the democracy game.

And failed.

-Jam

**Illuminatus** · April 13, 2004, 11:11

Yes, now you are disrupting democracy in our team. If I get message that my PM box is full then

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