The Recreation Commons - Seventh Floor : Thermocline Tavern

[Snowflake]

In order to bring us to the next floor you'd need to order your seven drinks one by one dear Skandy the purple shoe.

[Skanky Burns]

One bourbon and coke please.

[Skanky Burns]

And another. And while I am on the subject (despite the fact that I have yet to bring a subject up) you spelt my name wrong. It is Skanky, my dear. And I am wearing two shoes. Yes, purple they are, but there are two of them.

And I also know that you should never start a sentence with the word "and". I haven't broken that rule too much.

[Skanky Burns]

**** it, while you are making my other drinks, bring me several more too. Nothing beats a depression like depressants.

[Maniac]

I'm afraid you'll have to drink them in the next floor. This rec commons is done with.

Now... time for an updated list of "Greatest Alcoholics"?

[Snowflake]

Ooops and do I still have time to apologize for spelling her his name wrong to Skanky the purple shoes?

[Illuminatus]

*enters tavern asking question about MWIA
*spots MWIA
That`s him!
*activates Gorilla transponder
*MWIA spots obstructor and tries to escape
*three CyberGorillas enter the tavern
*Gorillas grab MWIA
*Gorillas start to throw MWIA around tavern, narrowly missing several present guests, like Skanky and HongHu
Stop it! We do not want to kill him! Just hold him while I delete the rogue Pirate program!
*MWIA equips impact bagpipes and starts to play it
*everyone in the tavern duck and scream in agony
*Drogue helps to subdue MWIA along with three CyberGorillas
*obstructor erases the rogue Pirate program along with MWIA`s memory on the last week

Leave him there. If he wakes up, Drogue please tell him that he spent last week in tavern.
*obstructor exits tavern along with three CyberGorillas


*one of the Gorillas returns to tavern and spits out Micha
*obstructor`s voice can be heard from outside:

I told you not to eat Hiverians! You do not digest them well! We are now going back to 3D Offices!

[Drogue]

Originally posted by Maniac
I'm afraid you'll have to drink them in the next floor. This rec commons is done with.

Now... time for an updated list of "Greatest Alcoholics"?

I have already done it, but it's at work Will post the list when I get to work tomorrow

I now officially declare this Rec Commons, closed. I will write the next one and post as soon as it's finished

Would everyone please stop posting here, and when it's finished, I'll post a the lift here, and it can be closed

[Micha]

/me awakes in a closed bar, where everything looks abandoned and ravaged.
Hello? Please? Anyone?
/me notices a strange liquid covering his upper body.
What the...? It smells like... Gorilla spittle!
/me shivers. He then slowly walks out the tavern, trying to remember what happened...

[Micha]

Hehe, it´s not closed yet

See you on next floor!

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[Jamski]

What? Don't leave me hear Micha!
/me crawls out from under 16 unconcious Japanese schoolgirls and staggers to the lift. *

-Jam

[Nubclear]

And yet another Rec Commons is closed