The Recreation Commons - Seventh Floor : Thermocline Tavern

[Drogue]

Originally posted by MrWhereItsAt
Hey guys I have a fantastic idea!

* MrWhereItsAt starts spraying the foam over everything.

FOAM PARTY!

PARTY!

/me gets the Gorilla to pick up Micha and Lauri and take them to a side room to recover, then puts the jukebox on loud and gets himself a Xenobrew.

Ahhhh, I needed this

[Skanky Burns]

Hey, this seems like fun.
Whats to drink around here?

[Drogue]

Pretty much anything you want. The local beer is Xenobrew, thanks to Method's corporation, but most drinks can be synthed. The Long Island Iced Tea ordered a while ago must go down as a classic. We even had an order for Scumble a short time ago.

BTW: This is my bar that Jamski put in the Dungeon of Apolyton.

[Skanky Burns]

Well, I'll take your strongest bourbon-synth and coke, thanks.

[Drogue]

/me escapes from the foam and wanders into the back room, hits the control panel of the synth machine a few times, and a brown, stronly smelling liquid come out of the spout, into a waiting tall glass. He takes bottle of the shelf and fills the glass with it, before planting in front of Skanky.

One bourbon and coke. The coke we use has come from the sargasso sea, and so the carbonation is natural. I'd watch it, it's quite a heavy drink

It's not always this rowdy, just MWIA playing with the fire extinguisher. Say, how'd you happen to drop in here? Nice to see new faces in the bar

[GeoModder]

* GeoModder walks in

Hi everyone....

* Looks around, mutters:

What the heck, what's all this?

Anyway, where's the bartender? I like the speciality of the house, please?
I need something to cheer me up...
* Looking

[Drogue]

Hi GeoModder. This is the Rec Commons bar, the only bar on Planet that all factions can come to. And I'm the bartender

/me goes and makes GeoModder a 'speciality'

This is called a Muraroa. Not only will it cheer you up, it'll make you glow

[GeoModder]

* Picks up the glass, gulps it dow one-time

Haagfggrrhhheeh: That was good, are you sure my fresh implants can take that?

* Accesses geography files on Earth Geography

Muraroa, you say? Some New Zealand origin in it?

* Secondary effects coming up, slight hesitation in precise finger -and hand coordination

[Drogue]

Originally posted by GeoModder
* Accesses geography files on Earth Geography

Muraroa, you say? Some New Zealand origin in it?

It's where the French did Nuclear tests, IIRC. It's why it makes you glow

I did popularise a Flaming Muraroa once, but that was a while ago.

[GeoModder]

I see...

* looking

GLOWING, oh hell, radio activity, I need to decontaminate...

* goes off swimming in chloried water, calling backwards...

Cheers mate, I'll pay later...

[Skanky Burns]

Originally posted by MrWhereItsAt
Just saw the 'Greatest Alcoholics' thread on page 1 for the first time.... didn't know that I would even rate. Very intriguing stuff. If only the guys kvetching about Demo Gamer post counts in the '150 Emperors!' thread in the Community forum saw all this...

Can you say "too late"?
But I'm here now too, so what can I say against it?

Say, how'd you happen to drop in here? Nice to see new faces in the bar

Coding error, apparently.

[Enigma_Nova]

*Enigma looks half-heartedly at the foam party
So, remind me again what the rational reason for removing your reproductive drives was again, Lauri? You know that the -1 growth is all that stands between CyCon and Godhood.

*Enigma stands up, and takes a mental note of the people in this place
...So these are your 'regulars'? I'd hate to see your abnormal people here.

*Enigma looks at Skanky
Never mind - found out for myself.

[Skanky Burns]

Why is he looking at me weirdly?
/me points at Enigma

[Drogue]

Enigma: All that -1 is is the ability and widespread use of condoms. The only thing between us and godhood is Tassadar our coporeal bodies

/me looks at Enigma

How about a drink, to ease your thought processes?

[Snowflake]

/me sits in a quiet corner, watching the wild foam party while mindlessly peeling off a grapefruit that mysteriously appeared in her hand.

... Such lovely bitter sweetness ...

* A glowing stranger passes by
*Skanky the purple shoes!

Anything can happen when you are not expecting ...