The Recreation Commons - Seventh Floor : Thermocline Tavern

[Jamski]

relaxed tea always deserves a smile

It does indeed Thanks Drogue.
Hey, actually you seem to be pretty relaxed recently, all these free drinks and smiles. Whatever happened to "Please do not ask for credit as a punch in the teeth often offends"?

-Jam

[MrWhereItsAt]

Originally posted by HongHu


Thank you Mister. It is not for the grapefruit of love that she is living, it is for the seek of it. As long as she is still searching for it, she will still be alive.

Ah I understand. It is better to travel hopefully than.... to arrive.

[Enigma_Nova]

Originally posted by HongHu
Yes she might. But she would die happily.

Oh... okay. Here you go.
Enigma hands HongHu a grapefruit
Now where's that damn player? He agreed to help me kill those stupid fundys down in the dungeon.

Originally posted by laurentius
Do you have an empty plug for me?

Plug as in Electrical, or Plug as in Grapefruit-of-Love-related?

[Drogue]

Originally posted by Jamski
Hey, actually you seem to be pretty relaxed recently, all these free drinks and smiles. Whatever happened to "Please do not ask for credit as a punch in the teeth often offends"?

Well... I like to keep the regulars happy. I'm a gentle bartender really, and lately I haven't had the energy or inclination to bother with rules. Either been in need of a drink myself or to darn happy to care

[Drogue]

Originally posted by MrWhereItsAt
Ah I understand. It is better to travel hopefully than.... to arrive.

I would beg to differ. Once you arrive, you may have to find your way around the station, and if you ever were to truly get everything you want, then you would be content and happy.

[Drogue]

Originally posted by laurentius
HRRR...Hhhey Drogue! Wwwhats up? Hhhows my tab? Could you make something warm for me? Hot water and white xenorum would be just what I'd need.

Coming up...

/me quickly mixes a hot white xenorum, adds a small dash of lemon for a little zing and plants it down in front of Lauri.

Your bartab is being paid by a man in a long black coat still open

Originally posted by Enigma_Nova
Plug as in Electrical, or Plug as in Grapefruit-of-Love-related?

Electrical...

/me shudders

[laurentius]

Originally posted by Enigma_Nova

Plug as in Electrical, or Plug as in Grapefruit-of-Love-related?

Um, I'm a cyborg. So...YOU DO THE MATH

/me points at enigma and starts to giggle.

there seems to be something wrong with my humour chip..DROGUE!?

[Drogue]

Who me?

I think there's nothing wrong with it. Anyone who utters the phrase "plug as in grapefruit-of-love-related?" deserved to be laughed at

Maybe your future-fortelling chip means you laugh before something funny is said...

/me says something funny.

You see?

[laurentius]

yeah thats it! And thanks for the rum...

/me scans the bar for the man in the black coat but doesnt find him..

[MrWhereItsAt]

Originally posted by laurentius
HRRR...Hhhey Drogue! Wwwhats up? Hhhows my tab? Could you make something warm for me? Hot water and white xenorum would be just what I'd need.

Whoa! Don't give this man a drink, he sound like he's short-circuiting!

/me dives for cover as a shower of sparks fires out of laurentius's head

Where's a fire extinguisher?

/me looks around wildly, finding a CO2 extinguisher. he quickly blasts laurentius, putting out his still sparking head. Unfortunately the CO2 is too concentrated and an unconscious WIA hits the dirt

[Drogue]

/me laughs at MWIA's silly actions with the fire extinguisher, as the Gorilla carries him outside to get some air. Drogue looks back to the people in the bar, who have hardly flinched at all.

Another drink Lauri?

[laurentius]

/me has plugged himself and is enjoying the warmth of steady energy flow filling his batteries. His moment of enjoy and passion with the plug is violently disturbed by an awful scream by MWIA.

Hey man what are you doing!? Put down the extinguisher!
What?No, Im not on fire! Good Lord Tassadar, I AM on fire!

*swooosh*

/me eats dirt from the power of MWIAs CO2 blast...smoke still rising from his head. MWIA is hitting the ground too and both are now lyuing more or less unconceous on the ground.

*Zzrp* Drouaga? Whaut jsit happemrn? Itx semfns thajt my lamngiage chjip irs sormewayht damagoet...

/me raises his hand to reach MWIA and to buy him a drink for his heroic act but collapses again. Maybe something liquid would wake him up again...?

[Micha]

* Comrade Micha awakes in front of the bar, when a giant cybernetic gorilla comes out carrying a Cyborg with white foam all over his front side *

No, I really don´t want to know what this is all about... Really...

*He shakes his head, noticing a certain headache... Micha wonders why he always does awake leaning on the bar´s front door...*

Well... erm, screw it. Doesn´t really matter.

*He walks back into the tavern, places himself infront of the bar and tries to convince his stomach to start fuctioning again*

Barkeeper, could I please have something to eat? Something... light, to start with... Something VERY light....

[MrWhereItsAt]

/me wakes up

Gah! A gorilla!

/me runs off. The gorilla shrugs and wanders back to where he came from. Minutes later WIA returns, clutching a few more extinguishers.

Hey guys I have a fantastic idea!

/me starts spraying the foam over everything.

FOAM PARTY!

[Drogue]

/me goes over to Lauri with a clear liquid. He pours it over Lauri's burnt head and watches steam rise off. He peers at an open part of Lauri's skull and notices a little swelling, due to the heat. He takes out a screwdriver, undoes the screw, and goes to the back to get a replacement.

/me comes back a few seconds later, screws in the new screw, so that the chips it was holding are no longer loose.

Typical problem when a CyCon get's overexcited during a battery recharge

/me goes into the back to prepare a very light, egg based dish for Micha.

Eggs are good for settling stomachs. Hope you recover soon.

/me smiles, the local drunks are quite calm, and some of his bes customers