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**Vev** · September 13, 2003, 05:20

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**jtsisyoda** · September 13, 2003, 07:20

Originally posted by Method
I'm not "just any old method". How dare you speak that way of the Emperor Prime Function?

I didn't say you were just any old method. I said you couldn't be. Touchy touchy. Everybody be careful with the sensitive prime function.

**Hercules** · September 13, 2003, 09:05

Yep we've psi Nuke parrots, the Borg have gorillas. Wonder what the others have.

The PUT probably have lambs that go BA BA BA. But there are long spells of silence.
That the Hive and the Drones have killer bees go without saying. Actually maybe they are honey bees, wasps or hornets.
I think the Hive also have/had mutant bunnies. By now they all may be eaten or slaughtered.
And the Drones we know less about except that they have at least one Mongoose.

**jtsisyoda** · September 13, 2003, 10:00

You all can assemble your manageries out of mere animals if you like. Our Drone Zoo will contain caged faction leaders.

**Micha** · September 13, 2003, 10:00

Don´t forget the crocodiles...

**jtsisyoda** · September 13, 2003, 12:22

Actually I like the parrots and bunnies and gorillas. The gorilla is funniest to me. Maybe because I picture him on a tiny unicycle, but with a big club.

There have been reports in Drone territory of floppy-eared puppies who pant soporific gas. One minute, the puppy plays fetch with you and licks you and pants in your face, and the next minute, as soon as you start to relax and enjoy yourself, the puppy sprouts vampire fangs and starts to feast on your throat. It's become a serious problem in our outer bases. We hope to domesticate them soon, so we can send them into enemy territory as our secret weapon.

**FlameFlash** · September 13, 2003, 12:32

sounds like a breed of pit bull...

**GeneralTacticus** · September 13, 2003, 21:23

Yuo seriously don't want to know what we've been breeding in our labs...

*crash in the background, follwoed by loud screaming*

Oh, damn. Looks like something's escaped. Back in a minute...

**Vev** · September 13, 2003, 21:42

The Hive has unfortunately accidentally eaten quite a few of our creatures.

**Ari Rahikkala** · September 14, 2003, 01:08

Hmm... psi nuke parrots? Are those parrots psi nukes in the same way as Lyta Alexander is called a thermonuclear weapon of psionics?

/me is not a Babylon 5 fan, just a guy who happened to watch a couple of episodes of it... OK, I would watch all of them if they aired it on Finnish TV now...

**Mr. President** · September 14, 2003, 03:45

Nobody knows what the heck Ari Rahikkala is talking about.

**GeneralTacticus** · September 14, 2003, 03:49

*further crashes in the background are followed by a loud humming noise, the sound of something heavy being dragged away, and then a loud clang*

Well, that was... exciting. One of our experimental *CENSORED* got loose and munched it's way through several labs until we cornered it in the toilets and managed to subdue it. Maybe next time the lab techs will actually listen when I tell them these things are dangerous...

**Nubclear** · September 14, 2003, 03:53

/me sings.

**GeneralTacticus** · September 14, 2003, 03:54

/me takes cover.

**Lemmy** · September 14, 2003, 06:11

Originally posted by Crimson Sunrise
Nobody knows what the heck Ari Rahikkala is talking about.

Hey!

I know what he's talking about....as would any self-respecting geek, you...you ANTI-GEEK!

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