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    PRELIMINARY EDITION, ISSUE 1

    THE HIVE - GLORIOUS ETERNAL FRIENDS
    Why the University and the Hive Can - Together - Unite the World Under the Banner of SOCIALISM
    Editorial By Tassadar

    UNIVERSITY BASE, MAY 15: Finally, we had founded our first city - University Base. Nearly everything was complete from the Public Information Knowledge Access Terminal and Intellectual Recreation Center (PIKATIRC, prounounced "Peeka Turk") to the "Human Biology Research Center" (of course, for adults only) and even the houses were complete. It all seemed very glorious.
    My feet tapped across the floor in an almost hypnotic rythem as I made my way towards The University Tribune building, which was one of the largest building in the University.
    There was a light artifical breeze going through the city, and the flags of Communism on the TUT building were flying gloriously. I got out my keycard (arcain technology, yes, but it's still fun to swipe the card through instead of putting your finger on some uncomfortable wall.) and swiped it through. The computer made sounds.....well, that a computer would make, and then the light turned green and I entered.
    I had been here before, but it was still being built then. Now, the walls were nearly finished...It was a beautiful mix of marble and jade, but it was damage resistent. Meaning the building would stay as beautiful as it is today. And, of course, glorious posters of socialism were hung around everywhere to remind people of our great beginnings.


    All the peoples love the Chinese edition of the CHIRONIAN NEWS NETWORK!



    I continued to walk towards my office when I noticed something. Someone, certainly not I, had authorized a Pravda section of the TUT. Pravda, the official state newspaper of the Hive, and the TUT had very shaky relations stemming from the debate of "Freedom of Speech" and "Fair and Balanced Journalism", and at the time I had no intention of affiliating with them in any way.
    However despite my hatred for them, I decided to press the button to enter the room..........And all I can say is that I was both amazed and inspired.
    I found several glorious posters blastered through the room, a few of which praising TUT for its fair and balanced journalism. Because I'm such a nice person, I've decided to scan them here for you:


    The peoples of the Hive and University shall unite together to achieve glorious cultural advancement!


    Together with the military superiority of the Hive and the technological superiority of the University, we shall create new empires!


    All the news agencies of the world shall unite together for fair and balanced representation of all the masses!


    The University is Glorious!!! The Hive is Glorious!

    Such displays of friendship, even after our falling out, changed my feelings towards the Hive. Yes, they do tend to nerve staple too many people and many they silence political dissidents, but how important is that compared to our glorious friendship?
    We share many of the same ideals. We want whats best for our people, and we want world-wide socialist revolution. And, as one of the posters mentioned, with the Universties technological superiority and the Hives military might maybe, just maybe, we'll be able to achieve our goal.

    Long live the Hive! Long live the University!!
    Tassadar

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    I have no idea what GT and Archaic will say once they see the University and the banner of Socialism together

    The Universities goal is world-wide socialism?

    We at 3D seem to be a little sceptical of TUT being an official newspaper or the University, since we do not believe that this is the opinion of many of that faction. Especially after Editor Tassadar's public repremand by GeneralTacticus.
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    For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
    But he would think of something

    "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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    • #3
      I wonder is Tass in the the right continent. Then again The University fraternity always have a left spin somewhere.
      On the ISDG 2012 team at the heart of CiviLIZation

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      • #4
        Comrade Tassadar, the Party and People of the Human Hive are moved by your words of friendship.



        -Chairman Voltaire
        You can only curse me to eternal damnation for so long!

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        • #5
          The Hive appreciates the recent TUT Edition, for it tells nothing than the truth and is a great advance for our both faction´s attitudes to each other.
          The Ministry of Information approved to print copies of that article in local newspapers.

          Long live the Hive! Long live the University!
          Heinrich, King of Germany, Duke of Saxony in Cyclotron's amazing Holy Roman Empire NES
          Let me eat your yummy brain!
          "be like Micha!" - Cyclotron

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          • #6
            While the current issue of the University Tribune might be somewhat colored by the personal preferences of the editor, we're Academia. Which means there's a fair undercurrent of general leftisism - at least 'till tuition payment becomes an issue

            As for the Hive, we expect many a brillant mind from their ranks to flee to us eventually. So of course we value their contribution to the planetary community.
            "The number of political murders was a little under one million (800,000 - 900,000)." - chegitz guevara on the history of the USSR.
            "I think the real figures probably are about a million or less." - David Irving on the number of Holocaust victims.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Drogue
              I have no idea what GT and Archaic will say once they see the University and the banner of Socialism together
              They are free to make an editorial

              Especially after Editor Tassadar's public repremand by GeneralTacticus.
              If free speech is curtailed again, then I will simply go to where the socialism is
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              • #8
                Where do you guys get all those pictures?
                Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Mr. President
                  Where do you guys get all those pictures?
                  Chinese Propaganda Poster Page
                  You can only curse me to eternal damnation for so long!

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                  • #10
                    That's just disturbing...
                    I'm not conceited, conceit is a fault and I have no faults...

                    Civ and WoW are my crack... just one... more... turn...

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                    • #11
                      Anyone want out from the Uni???

                      Comrade Tass - we love your publication

                      -Comrade Jam
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                      That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Tassadar5000

                        If free speech is curtailed again, then I will simply go to where the socialism is
                        Don't worry, I'm not going to censor you now that you've started improving diplomatic relations instead of damaging them - yet...

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                        • #13
                          A Hive/UoP collaboration - I find few things more worrying. The Hive capture them, then the UoP experiment on them
                          Smile
                          For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
                          But he would think of something

                          "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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                          • #14
                            Now what exactly are you worried about here?

                            Drones
                            | |
                            \ /
                            Pressed Ganged by Pirates
                            | |
                            \ /
                            Captured By Hive
                            | |
                            \ /
                            Experimented on By University
                            | |
                            \ /
                            Become Cyborgs
                            Veni Vidi Castravi Illegitimos

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Tassadar5000

                              If free speech is curtailed again, then I will simply go to where the socialism is
                              Don't forget to bring maps.
                              "We are living in the future, I'll tell you how I know, I read it in the paper, Fifteen years ago" - John Prine

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