PRAVDA SPECIAL #1 - 12th May 2003 - Election Results

[Voltaire]

Edit: -CENSORED- for reasons relating to Hive security

[GeneralTacticus]

Presumably the Hive is positioned wherever on the factions list the Gaians were in your last game. And before you ask, no, I'm not sure how to fix it.

[Jamski]

[whispers]No no no! Now they know where we are![/whispers]

-Jam

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by Voltaire


Do I head the University threatening the use of prohibited WMD against the peace loving people of the Human Hive? The UN is going to have a field day.

I speak not for the University (though unlike your society, we are allowed to have full free speech). However, I can assure you that the people of the University will use ANY means required to defend their territory.

As for research Comrade Tass, you apparently have not seen the might of the Human Hive expanded. We will match and even outperform your research with sheer numbers. Likewise your superior technology is no match for our nearly infinite numbers. We shall ram you until you give up!

And as you are at war with us (we, of course, will be in a defensive war. Giving us a huge bonus ) your economy will suffer, your cities will suffer..........Your people will suffer. While we simply stay at our homes and posts and shoot your troops as they come.

[GeneralTacticus]

Tass, if you don't stop speaking outside of your authority and causing unfounded diplomatic incidents, we may be forced to demote you...

This message has been brought to you by the Foreign Affairs Department of the Provisional University Government.

[Static Universe]

Originally posted by Tassadar5000


I speak not for the University (though unlike your society, we are allowed to have full free speech). However, I can assure you that the people of the University will use ANY means required to defend their territory.

Your free speech is going to get you into trouble, while the Hive speaks with one voice.

[GeneralTacticus]

It may certainly get him in trouble...

[Static Universe]

Originally posted by GeneralTacticus
It may certainly get him in trouble...

We of The Human Hive understand the problem of free speech and commend your disciplining of an insubordinate subordinate. We also look forward to peaceful relations with the University upon successful planetfall. I'm sure we can all prosper together on such a large world.

[Drogue]

Originally posted by Voltaire
Do I head the University threatening the use of prohibited WMD

Originally posted by Voltaire
the peace loving people of the Human Hive?

[Jamski]

We are peace loving....

....it says so in PRAVDA....


.....so it must be true

-Jam

[Drogue]

Oh stop it, please!!!

The Hive? Peaceloving? The kind of peace that comes from the death of all your enemies

[Jamski]

We don't have any enemies....

Noone has attacked or threatened the Hive, and noone wants to interfer with our social system...

Please, judge the Hive on our actions (Not on memories of Yang and his minions)

We are currently at peace with all other factions, we have no intentions of changing this.

-Comrade Jam

[Drogue]

Ok, sorry I was refering to your victory, that there will be peace when you have killed everyone else persuaded everyone to agree with you

I accept you're not at war, I am sorry for any insinuation to that end. No one has threatened the Hive? *cough* Tassadar *cough*

[Jamski]

He doesn't count, and he got a ticking off from Proffessor Tacticus for his deeds.

-Jam

[Drogue]

That is true. I would therefore, like to offer a formal apology to the people of The Hive, for my unwarrented accusations and insinuations.

I wish you strength and logic,

- Prime Function Drogue Beta-8
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