PRAVDA - The Hive Newsletter of the Peoples' Advisory Council

[Voltaire]

Originally posted by Vev
I wish to nominate myself as a position for

Promoter of Public Morale
*holds nerve staple in hand*

I am here for the fun and newsletter, though I may have trouble in the weekend accessing the net.

Hail Voltaire, the Hive Chairperson.

Welcome Comrade Vev, the Party is overjoyed with your decision to join the Hive. As for public positions, the Party certainly will be able to accommodate a faithful communist such as you.

[Vev]

Hopefully I would be contributing to the newsletter with various manufactured heroic uplifting propaganda articles and regular work for the Hive schemes communal events.

BTW how does one do a strikethrough text?
EDIT: Thanks

[Voltaire]

Comrade Vev, speak to Comrade Editorial Deputy War of Art, I am certain he will value your contributions to PRAVDA.

[Static Universe]

Originally posted by Vev
Hopefully I would be contributing to the newsletter with various manufactured heroic uplifting propaganda articles and regular work for the Hive schemes communal events.

Comrade, we look forward to the truth.

BTW how does one do a strikethrough text?

<strike>word&lt/strike> = word





My 400th post!

[Jamski]

Just 100 more submissions to PRAVDA will get you a free avatar - remember this service is only available to PRAVDA subscribers.

Re the voting numbers : The Human Hive is so democratic that more than 100% of our citizens are entitled to vote.

Comrade Chairman, congratulations on your succssesful democratic election by the people of the Hive. The staff of PRAVDA are working on a special edition to celebrate the occaiasion.

FORWARD IN UNITY WITH COMRADE CHAIRMAN VOLTAIRE!

-Comrade Jam

[Jamski]

The First PRAVDA Special Edition can be found here. Thsi is intended to inform the whole of Humanity of our democratic greatness.

-Jam

[Voltaire]

Originally posted by War of Art
Comrade Chairman, congratulations on your succssesful democratic election by the people of the Hive. The staff of PRAVDA are working on a special edition to celebrate the occaiasion.

FORWARD IN UNITY WITH COMRADE CHAIRMAN VOLTAIRE!

-Comrade Jam

Thank you Comrade Jam, the will of the lights the path to our factions glorious future, I am honored that I can be one of the candles that makes socialism all that much brighter.

As soon as the private forums are running I will call the first meeting of the People's Ministries and the Central Continuing Committee to discuss the future of our march to communism. This historic event will lay the foundation of our glorious faction.

In the mean time Comrade Jam, the Party would be honored if you would accept the position of Acting Commissioner of Foreign Relations until such a time as the CCC is able to hold proper elections for the post.

-Comrade Chairman Voltaire

[Jamski]

Most gratefully Comrade Chairman, but I hope that while we are still on the Unity, we do not encounter any foreign groups. I fear that when we reach Alpha Centauri that the crew may split permanantly into factions. We must do our best to unite the people for their own safety - then we shall see how important this task is.

-Comrade Jam

[Voltaire]

Originally posted by War of Art
Most gratefully Comrade Chairman, but I hope that while we are still on the Unity, we do not encounter any foreign groups. I fear that when we reach Alpha Centauri that the crew may split permanantly into factions. We must do our best to unite the people for their own safety - then we shall see how important this task is.

-Comrade Jam

True Comrade, but even as we speak capitalist and imperialist forces try to plot out demise. Some of the Unity crew have even attempted to turn our own people against us, these enemies of the people who shall be left unnamed must be carefully observed for I fear your prediction will become reality if we cannot keep such forces at bay.

-Comrade Voltaire

[Jamski]

We shall have to await our landing on Alpha Centauri's planet to see what happens. BTW, Comrade Chairman - what/who is your new avatar?

-Comrade Jam

[Micha]

Originally posted by War of Art
The First PRAVDA Special Edition can be found here. Thsi is intended to inform the whole of Humanity of our democratic greatness.

-Jam

Good work!
Especially the poll included

Now, since the private fora aren´t up yet, we have to wait for the other factions to catch up with us in their struggle to find a leader!

The first step is done, and it is already obvious that the hive will be superior to it´s brother´s systems...

[Jamski]

I hope you voted in the poll Comrade Micha - I'm sure we can get above 100% everytime if we try hard enough How long are these private forums going to take anyway? I want the Hive symbol next to my avatar already

-Comrade Jam

[Micha]

Of course I have voted in the poll! Seven times!

Wow, we are getting hive symbols next to the avatars? Why has the Ministery of Information not been informed about that yet???

[Jamski]

Because MarkG hasn't had time to do it yet... grrr...

Here is a free sample :

Looks good, eh?

-Jam

[Micha]

*advices industry to immediatly start mass production of tiny little hive symbols*