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People wake up. This is not an ordinary game. THIS IS CIVILIZATION REVOLUTION, the game SID HAS ALWAYS WANTED TO MAKE.
What part about this game is a revolution? Let me count the ways.
(1) New sounds
Advisers now sound like they've got your genitals in their mouth while they're speaking. Nothing makes me feel more like a world leader than this new feature.
(2) Better controls Civilization 4's mouse and keyboard design has nothing on two analog sticks, a d-pad, and some face/shoulder buttons. No strategy game in the history of console videogames has made this control setup work, but Sid has! Now, to zoom in, you hold down the left trigger halfway -- holding it down all the way zooms in! If that's not intuitive, I don't know what the **** is.
(3) Black Cleopatra I'm not sure if they had this in previous games or not, but I'd hit it
(4) Even more cartoony graphics Every since my last girlfriend dumped me I have longed for the days when I was a prepubescent whore of a 4th grader who randomly accused girls in my class of stuffing their bra. In this phase of my life cartoons were still not completely and utterly gay. NOW THANKS TO THE SID MEIER I CAN RELIVE MY YOUTH with graphics like this: http://www.catchgamer.no/images/news/7346/CivRevB.jpg
CIV REV
Apolyton better shape up, this is the game of the ****ing century right here.
People wake up. This is not an ordinary game. THIS IS CIVILIZATION REVOLUTION, the game SID HAS ALWAYS WANTED TO MAKE.
What part about this game is a revolution? Let me count the ways.
(1) New sounds
Advisers now sound like they've got your genitals in their mouth while they're speaking. Nothing makes me feel more like a world leader than this new feature. (2) Better controls
Civilization 4's mouse and keyboard design has nothing on two analog sticks, a d-pad, and some face/shoulder buttons. No strategy game in the history of console videogames has made this control setup work, but Sid has! Now, to zoom in, you hold down the left trigger halfway -- holding it down all the way zooms in! If that's not intuitive, I don't know what the **** is.(3) Black Cleopatra
I'm not sure if they had this in previous games or not, but I'd hit it (4) Even more cartoony graphics
Every since my last girlfriend dumped me I have longed for the days when I was a prepubescent whore of a 4th grader who randomly accused girls in my class of stuffing their bra. In this phase of my life cartoons were still not completely and utterly gay. NOW THANKS TO THE SID MEIER I CAN RELIVE MY YOUTH with graphics like this: http://www.catchgamer.no/images/news/7346/CivRevB.jpgCIV REV
Apolyton better shape up, this is the game of the ****ing century right here.
And, those of us who use Macs aren't in it for the gaming. Well, I am, but that's another story. The Civ series traditionally runs above par on the Mac. The Aspyr SNAFU sheds light on an issue that we already knew; however, Aspyr usually does the unexpected.
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