Is it me or...

[jatf]

Is it me or do the advisors make funny comments when you are not paying attention. What I mean is I had just got the 8th luxury & I went to the trade advisor. What she was saying went like this "I shoudn't even be here, I'm supposed to be on holiday"

Later on, the military advisor came out with " Sod it, lets kill everbody"

So is it just me or do my advisors need to be sacked and replaced. Taking days off work indeed.

[justjake73]

When they smile at bad news, frown at good news....

[Tattila the Hun]

It's funny, how my mil. adv. sometimes tells me that our military is stronger than someone else's, with a happy smile on his face... Like, "We have nothing to fear from them!"

And sometimes he is frowning, "We could put our superior military to use... sir."

As they say... "Let's go bonk some heads!"

[Modo44]

The Civ3 advisors are stoned, some of them permanently. This began at around PTW, and got worse in Conquests. All the patches get to a person, you know...

[vmxa1]

I had one recenly that raised an eye brow. The Foriegn advisor said we should make some friend. Sounds ok, until you realize I have killed all the civs and no one is left in the game.

[Dis]

if you had killed all the civs, wouldn't you have won the game?

and the advisors suck compared to civ2. I still remember the first time I clicked on the advisors during anarchy. That freaked me out. . I hope they improve this in civ4. I probably should have mentioned in in the suggestions thread or whatever. Too late now.

[justjake73]

Originally posted by Dissident
if you had killed all the civs, wouldn't you have won the game?

and the advisors suck compared to civ2. I still remember the first time I clicked on the advisors during anarchy. That freaked me out. . I hope they improve this in civ4. I probably should have mentioned in in the suggestions thread or whatever. Too late now.

lalalalahah ---aaahhhhh----"I warned you I warned you" - "why don't you".....

*blam*





ANARCHY



I for one hope they do something like those advisors again - it was hilarious!

[vmxa1]

Originally posted by Dissident
if you had killed all the civs, wouldn't you have won the game?

Yeah the game was over, I was just goofing off. I was working on loading/editing music and just wanted somethign to do between the CD rips.

Since it ended, I just kept going.

[Adagio]

Originally posted by Dissident
and the advisors suck compared to civ2. I still remember the first time I clicked on the advisors during anarchy. That freaked me out. . I hope they improve this in civ4. I probably should have mentioned in in the suggestions thread or whatever. Too late now.

Those advisors should defently make a comeback in Civ4, they where fun

[Charles_Bronson]

Advisors were great!!! But in civ 3 they just suck!!! They should have more personality, like elvis or militar advisor in civ 2!

[Vince278]

I loved it when the Civ2 military advisor was drunk with power. In Civ4 though they should replace Elvis with Ozzy (think what THAT would do to sales!).

[Adagio]

Originally posted by Vince278
In Civ4 though they should replace Elvis with Ozzy (think what THAT would do to sales!).

That would make me not buy the game

[Vince278]

You would not buy the game because you don't like the looks of a single adviser?

[Charles_Bronson]

come on, ozzy is cool!! He got his picture in dictionary word for "Decadence"!!
Everybody loves ol'd uncle ozzy!!! And whatever, if u don´t like the advisor, just don´t watch it!!

Why not make Einstein (like a crazy scientist) the scientific advisor???? Would be fun!!!

And why not put Arnold Schazenneger to be the military advisor??? Think him after restarting a war as a robot speaking: "We´ve come back!"
lol!

[Vince278]