The Horse, The Deity, The Dude and The Aztec

[deity]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
I did - and I don't care what you do to me
...

What am I going to do?

I'm going to kill all your troops, tie you up and put you in a hession sack along with all the turd droppings you left at my Cap. Then I'm going to hang the sack from the highest tower and use it for archery practice.. I don't think I'll miss too often

[deity]

Ming must be delighted with the ratings this week....

[deity]

I'm on a roll here...

The other joke is that Horsie hasn't got any Howies. I never saw one go through. He used Alpines to attack, so his cities musat have reduced defence... almost as silly as me...

[deity]

Originally posted by finbar


You've been watching too many cop shows, D.

SCENE: DEITY's Office
CAST: DEITY, ANY POOR UNFORTUNATE WHO WANDERS IN

DEITY shines his desk lamp into the POOR UNFORTUNATE's eyes:

DET SNR SERG DEITY: "Anything you say may be taken down and used in evidence!"

finbar, for the snake of clarity could you please post your understanding of the rules? And stop slithering around and up Horsies @ss... LOL

Makeo has confirmed with me that it's a non-alliance game and he may have more to say...

[deity]

And Horsie, Ms deity doesn't like you anymore

No more dinners, unless you are on the menu.

I assured her that you were

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She thinks I'm mad!

I go upstarirs and say that Horsie crashed my SS and I only had two turns to win and I'm going beat the crap out of him AND, AND...

She friggin laughed!

[Alexander's Horse]

Don't drop your marbles there Captain Deiticus

[deity]

She misses them - that's the problem...

[finbar]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
Don't drop your marbles there Captain Deiticus

That's a very obscure film reference.

[finbar]

Originally posted by deity
And Horsie, Ms deity doesn't like you anymore

She just joined the Mrs Horse club!

No more dinners, unless you are on the menu.

You never come anyway!

I go upstarirs and say that Horsie crashed my SS and I only had two turns to win and I'm going beat the crap out of him AND, AND...

She friggin laughed!

Think yourself lucky. When I go in and tell Mrs finbar anything about a game she snores a couple of decibels louder.

[Alexander's Horse]

Originally posted by deity

Makeo has confirmed with me that it's a non-alliance game and he may have more to say...

Why do you keep banging on about alliances? There haven't been any all game!

Its an old tactic in wargames - you get hurt, bring on a rules dispute

Best game I ever played in was non-alliance. Hydey gave me all his cities so I could carry on the war with makeo. Great game that.

[deity]

Get over it Horse!

I've accepted that although rules were broken I have to play on.

Now not a peep...

[deity]

Makeo said that he'd be happy to play from the point before the city was ceded.

I thanked him but now that you've been playing with the save abd probably picked up additional info I'd prefer play from where we are now.

[Alexander's Horse]

Originally posted by deity
Get over it Horse!

I've accepted that although rules were broken I have to play on.

Now not a peep...

That's not acceptable to me. No rules were broken.

[deity]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
That's not acceptable to me. No rules were broken.

Uh Uh... peep peep... read it again!

[Alexander's Horse]

I'll be interested to read makeo's explanation of why he gave me the city if he thought it was a breach of the rules. Very interested indeed.

But of course all we have at this stage is your word for it. Been busy on the icq persuading him have we?

And if you are wondering why the smilies have disappeared I think, as I mentioned in my icq message, that you have crossed a line, sadly for all the civ world to see.

Now having played these sorts of games for nearly 30 years against all sorts of opponents, there is nothing new here for me in what you are doing, and one game isn't more important than another to me frankly, so it might be time for a bit of a chill out I think.

Ask gaming vets like Ming and RAH what I'm talking about if you don't know what I'm getting at. I suspect its your rep at stake here, not mine with where you are taking this.

Suffice to say I wouldn't have ribbed you so much about the state of the game if I had known this is how you would react. To that extent I accept some blame - this is obviously far more important to you than it is to me - I should have realised that when you started making multiple consecutive posts. But there it is

So let's have a little pause shall we? To take stock.

Ah - I did manage to work a couple of smilies in