Pay no attention to the rumors and scandals, Kings. My political opponents are claiming that the peacekeeping operations in Mesopotamia have gone awry.
Yes, we still suffer the occasional suicide bomber. They cast themselves off the city walls and similar high structures, hoping to hit a passing patrol. Sometimes we catch them before they can jump.
It has been a mere 170 yrs, and memories die hard. We we find that many are rabid anti-Hittites from the hills of Canaan, rather than Assyrian dissidents. The continued presence of Chariot divisions is no indication of instability or serious threat.
The Mesopotamian Tourism Board wishes to assure our foreign travelers that our cities and caravanserais are safe and pleasant places to stop overnight or to stay for an extended period.
Yes, we still suffer the occasional suicide bomber. They cast themselves off the city walls and similar high structures, hoping to hit a passing patrol. Sometimes we catch them before they can jump.
It has been a mere 170 yrs, and memories die hard. We we find that many are rabid anti-Hittites from the hills of Canaan, rather than Assyrian dissidents. The continued presence of Chariot divisions is no indication of instability or serious threat.
The Mesopotamian Tourism Board wishes to assure our foreign travelers that our cities and caravanserais are safe and pleasant places to stop overnight or to stay for an extended period.
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