Age Of War PBEM Game

[Grothgar]

Yes but you said you were neutral, not going to let any, and you said any, ships through the straits, those were your words, going back on them now

[SunTzu]

well russia is my friend and i'm not on good terms with you, and that bleep is meant to be w a n k e r. :P

[Grothgar]

oh i thought it was f u c k e r
And anyway if i had a will to my navy in the med could smash every single of your alliances navies easily. Even if i lost 2 ships to every 1 of yours i would still smash them. So im not making threats, im making promises.
Well your on good terms with russia, nice neutrality there

[SunTzu]

no promises there

[SunTzu]

oh and your navy can only do so much, u will not win a ground war in turkey

[Grothgar]

I dont know about that, you have 55 units, i have 118 or so, half of that is my navy i will admit or maybe more than half so all i would need to do would be to bombard your entire coast until no units are left, and then land some very cheap infantry, take all your coastal cities and your capital and your government falls.
So there goes most of your production and all i need do is hold your coastal cities until i can bring in some really heavy firepower. But thats just speculation But dont tempt me.
Anyway my save from above seems to have dissapeared som im posting here again.

[Grothgar]

Oh yes and my fleet,

1 Dreadnought, 25 Battleships, 14 Destroyers, 4 Light Cruisers, 6 Armoured Cruisers, 13 Freighters and 2 Large Freighters. I have 7 Battleships the Dreadnought and a Destroyer in or near the baltic. So that Leaves 18 Battleships, 6 Armoured CRuisers, 4 Light Cruisers and 14 Destroyers in the med

[SunTzu]

ur point?

[Grothgar]

Im that damn good lol, and also that i outnumber everyone in the med, even with my good allies the spannish on your side Im just boasting lol

[SunTzu]

yes i know, i would let u through into the black sea if u werent such a bully, u W A N K E R!

[Grothgar]

Yeah right, your russias buttmonkey

[SunTzu]

your the anal astronaut of the german space program :-P

[Grothgar]

oh god, so petty, but also so funny, look if i wanted to i could devestate your country, but i havent, i deserve thanx for that

[SunTzu]

its not my fault that your Germany's pet, i've been telling Jmarks he needs to keep you, his pet, on a lease

[Case]

In light of the hostilities which have torn Europe apart, Spain has conducted it's largest ever miliary exercises. The results are as follows:

Army

The Spanish Army's exercises have gone very well.

Both our artillery guns proved to be very accruate, and not many troops of the 3rd division were killed during a joint exercise with the artillery. Spain's modern enemies will find our guns as effective as Napolean found them.

The cavalry also performed well - our forces have clearly proven that mules, donkeys and oxen do in fact make good replacments for horses.

However, the highest praise must go to the infantry - in contrast with earlier exercises, an impressive 95% of our soldiers proved to know what end of a rifle the bullet comes out of. This represents a 23% increase in the training and effectiveness of the Spanish Army.

Coincidently, next years intake of conscripts will be 5% greater then this years.

Navy

The Navy's exercises also went very well. The 2nd tugboat squadron impressed observers from British Royal Navy by towing more then half the navy off mudflats outside the Valencia naval base.

Another positive result of the exercise is that the 4th Destroyer Squadron has now been redesignated the 1st Submarine Squadron. It has been given the important task of defending a rocky headland near Barcelona.

Air Force

The Spanish Air Force's exercises were not as sucessful as hoped. In future, the air force will try and ensure that it's fearsome attack canarys attack only enemy ballons.