The Beach at Valencia
Danielle had been going to this beach for years. Many said it was the nicest in France. And today was beautiful - sunny and warm - and the Mediterranean Sea calm.
Yes, it was wonderful day to be here. She slipped off her sandals and dropped her cape and strode across the beach towards her favorite spot, near the sand dunes with the tall grasses.
A shout made her look over her shoulder. A uniformed man was running towards her. As he approached, he tried to look her in the eyes. It took every ounce of his will power to do so. He started to blush.
"Mademoiselle, excusez moi. But, it is not possible, er, it is not permitted, er.." He stammered on. He was now sweating profusely, only partially a result of wearing a dark uniform on a hot, sunny day. His gaze fell again. He blinked and looked Danielle in the eyes. "Excusez moi. But it is now forbidden to not wear, um, to, er , to reveal your, um, bosom."
Danielle laughed. "Seriously? Since when? I have always ... well, dressed like this at the beach." She spread her arms wide.
The officer turned even redder, if that was possible. He ran a finger around his collar, trying to cool off. "Well, you see, it is here. In this notice from the Royal Department of Comportment and Morality. Minister Ozzy. See?" He handed Danielle the notice.
"Minister Oz ....zie??? I have never heard of him." She started to read the notice.
"Um, a new department. Just set up with the new peace." said the young officer. As Danielle was now reading the notice he could let his gaze drift. He could not help but think that Minister Ozzy would not have his job long.
Danielle handed the notice back to the officer. "Fine! So be it! But it is a stupid law!" And crossing her arms over her chest she added ... "And this Minister Oz..zie, he will never know what he missed."
Danielle had been going to this beach for years. Many said it was the nicest in France. And today was beautiful - sunny and warm - and the Mediterranean Sea calm.
Yes, it was wonderful day to be here. She slipped off her sandals and dropped her cape and strode across the beach towards her favorite spot, near the sand dunes with the tall grasses.
A shout made her look over her shoulder. A uniformed man was running towards her. As he approached, he tried to look her in the eyes. It took every ounce of his will power to do so. He started to blush.
"Mademoiselle, excusez moi. But, it is not possible, er, it is not permitted, er.." He stammered on. He was now sweating profusely, only partially a result of wearing a dark uniform on a hot, sunny day. His gaze fell again. He blinked and looked Danielle in the eyes. "Excusez moi. But it is now forbidden to not wear, um, to, er , to reveal your, um, bosom."
Danielle laughed. "Seriously? Since when? I have always ... well, dressed like this at the beach." She spread her arms wide.
The officer turned even redder, if that was possible. He ran a finger around his collar, trying to cool off. "Well, you see, it is here. In this notice from the Royal Department of Comportment and Morality. Minister Ozzy. See?" He handed Danielle the notice.
"Minister Oz ....zie??? I have never heard of him." She started to read the notice.
"Um, a new department. Just set up with the new peace." said the young officer. As Danielle was now reading the notice he could let his gaze drift. He could not help but think that Minister Ozzy would not have his job long.
Danielle handed the notice back to the officer. "Fine! So be it! But it is a stupid law!" And crossing her arms over her chest she added ... "And this Minister Oz..zie, he will never know what he missed."
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