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Originally posted by alva
Are you saying you are not a follower of the our Martian Lord?!?!?
Are you saying you are not a follower of the our Martian Lord?!?!?
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That's right -- I refuse to conform to the Martian pagan cult.A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican. -
Ok, just for you guys I studied Swahili this evening, it's not perfect will it will do for now.
That Martian thing is really paying off.
CHORUS
Baba yetu, Yesu uliye
Mbinguni yetu, Yesu, amina!
Baba yetu, Yesu, uliye
Jina lako litukuzwe.
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Utupe leo chakula chetu
Tunachohitaji utusamehe
Makosa yetu, hey!
Kama nasi tunavyowasamehe
Waliotukosea usitutie
Katika majaribu, lakini
Utuokoe, na yule, milelea milele!
CHORUS
Ufalme wako ufike utakalo
Lifanyike duniani kama mbinguni. (Amina)
CHORUS
Utupe leo chakula chetu
Tunachohitaji utusamehe
Makosa yetu, hey!
Kama nasi tunavyowasamehe
Waliotukosea usitutie
Katika majaribu, lakini
Utuokoe, na yule, simama mwehu
Baba yetu, Yesu, uliye
Jina lako litukuzwe.
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CHORUS
Our Father, Jesus, who art
in Heaven. Amen!
Our Father, Jesus
Hallowed be thy name.
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Give us this day our daily bread,
Forgive us of
our trespasses
As we forgive others
Who tresspass against us
Lead us not into temptation, but
deiver us from Evil, and you are forever and ever!
CHORUS
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done
On Earth as it is in Heaven. (Amen)
CHORUS
Give us this day our daily bread,
Forgive us of
our trespasses
As we forgive others
Who tresspass against us
Lead us not into temptation, but
deiver us from Evil, and you wake the dead (?)
Our Father, Jesus who art...
Hallowed be thy name.
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For the heathen among us:
btw: MrFun, racoons are to us Martian pagans what angels are to Catholics, there simply is no escaping.Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Originally posted by alva
btw: MrFun, racoons are to us Martian pagans what angels are to Catholics, there simply is no escaping.
How dare you try to use raccoons against me for your own Martian pagan cult!
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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Racoons have been touched by His noodly appendage.THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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It's for your own good, they told me so, thus it must be true.Originally posted by MrFun
How dare you try to use raccoons against me for your own Martian pagan cult!
ok, no more of this.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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