GAHAHAHAHAHA... Something Awful spoofs Civ4!

[conmcb25]

Canandian Mounties - They can't attack at all but look cool.

Pretty funny (The whole thing not just making fun of Canadians)

[Ennet]

Damn, this is a FAKE?!?!

I had been hoping for either the Tibetians or the Thai to make it into the game for ages, no honestly.

[Proteus_MST]

Well, the Monk unit sounds cool

I have no doubt that we might be able to mod the mentioned Civilizations into Civ IV (with the specifications given on the Website ) considering the degree of moddability the game seems to possess

[Sava]

good stuff

[Guildenstern]

I would definetly count on some modders getting it done ... with the python scripting, maybe even happy hour?

[Hurricane]

(I am protected).

[ixnay]

Good stuff.

I am protected but most people already knew that.

[JonahFalcon]

Originally posted by Sn00py
Polish women have the worlds best breasts too

I can attest to that. Here's some GREAT Polish breasts:

2 tablespoons butter
1/4 cup flour
2 cups milk
2 cups chicken broth
1 1/2 cups cubed American cheese
14 ounces macaroni, cooked and drained
3 cups cooked cubed chicken breasts
3 tablespoons minced sweet red peppers
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon pepper

In large pan, melt butter; stir in flour.
Add milk and broth; stir until smooth.
Cook and stir for 3 minutes.
Remove from heat and add the cheese; stir until melted.
Add macaroni and next 4 ingredients.
Pour into 3 qt baking dish.
Bake, uncovered at 350* for 40 minutes.
Remove from oven and let sit for 5 minutes before serving.

[Stefu]

Yep that was a pretty good update and deserves five golden manba

Oh forget it

[OzzyKP]

[Imran Siddiqui]

The Canadians: The Canadians have a long and rich history, going back as far as the age of discovery when the French fur trappers landed and refused to speak other language even though they were totally outnumbered. Then came the revolutionary war and Canada became the refuge for England, keeping the culture and even a picture of the Queen on their coinage. This was replaced by the loon bird when it became the new ruler of England. Then, the Kids in the Hall made some great sketch comedy, making Canada a valid country.
Special Unit: The Mounties. Replaces the cavalry unit. This unit can't attack but it looks pretty cool.
Leaders: Bryan Adams (cultural, warlike), Wayne Gretzeky (puck handling, slap shots).

Gay Marriage: Once the technology of Broadway Musicals is unlocked, every city will have a percentage of gay people. Sid seems to believe that there are many more gay people out there than once suspected, so this percentage is between 10 and 100%. Your civilization has the choice to allow or disallow gay marriage. This will have a bearing on your population's happiness depending on the percentage of gay people in your cities. Example: You have a city that is only 10% gay, 80% rednecks, and 10% Indian tech support workers. Allowing gay marriage will upset all of the rednecks, causing mass homophobia (affects luxury trade). The Indian tech support workers will also be affected because of all the blogging going on as people discuss the subject. Choose wisely.

[Taliseian]

lol

Just one of the reasons I like SA



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[Tattila the Hun]

The Tibetan Monk unit seems to have Civ I trait...