What is the fastest possible way to get CivIV?

[Lancer]

...and yet the ancient eskimos built with Philippine mahogony, ever heard of that one?

[Joseph]

First go to Hunt's Valley. Then mail an overnight letted that you will be able to see at some distant and wait untill you see the Mail Truck and then follow the mail person to see where they are located.

Then wait until 0300 am, break in, get your copy and run.

Of couse this will be Watergate 2, and you can leak that Bush is trying to cover up something (Iraq) and let the Washington Post have the story. In the end, you will do a year inside, but then can become a famous Radio talk show host, do movies and be call the greatest Civ player in history.

[Lancer]

...and this has what to do with eskimos?

[Joseph]

Originally posted by Lancer
...and this has what to do with eskimos?

Nothing. But what does Eskimos has to do with buying a copy of Civ 4? Ans Nothing.

[notyoueither]

A smart eskimo would have been playing it for a year or more.