None of that was true in real life. THEY DID NOT SAY OH HELLO POCHOANTIS WE'RE GOING TO REBEL IN A FEW YEARS SO WHERE SHOULD WE ERECT OUR TENTS? NO NO NO NN O NO. They had Thanksgiving and ate Turkey and had the unprotected Sex, forming George Washington who fought for Britain in numerous wars with Pochohontis before ultimately vetoing their taxes and liberating the country by sneak attacking at Oxford with token help from the French naval attache, riding on his horse to the white house with women in tow.


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