Dear Workers:
I know you miss home. I'm sure that you have fond memories of that planet you left 190 years ago. But that doesn't mean you need to cover the whole damn planet with terrascapes every time I turn my back. Doing so will only crash the economy and force me to lock you up in cities where you can't do your job. Try keeping your nostalgic feelings to yourselves; you may find that trimming a small bonsai can perk up your day just as much as planting acres of forest if you only try!
Sincerely,
Your immortal supreme commander
I know you miss home. I'm sure that you have fond memories of that planet you left 190 years ago. But that doesn't mean you need to cover the whole damn planet with terrascapes every time I turn my back. Doing so will only crash the economy and force me to lock you up in cities where you can't do your job. Try keeping your nostalgic feelings to yourselves; you may find that trimming a small bonsai can perk up your day just as much as planting acres of forest if you only try!
Sincerely,
Your immortal supreme commander
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