Will it be enough to unite the world behind the administration on the war?
Doubt it.
When is the address? 9pm Eastern?
The State of the Union address in tonight in the US. Bush is not suppose to give evidence of Iraq connection to al Qaeda, but Powell is suppose to after the address.
What will the evidence be? Will it be enough to unite the world behind the administration on the war?
"When you ride alone, you ride with Bin Ladin"-Bill Maher
"All capital is dripping with blood."-Karl Marx
"Of course, my response to your Marx quote is 'So?'"-Imran Siddiqui
Will it be enough to unite the world behind the administration on the war?
Doubt it.
When is the address? 9pm Eastern?
Capitalisation - The difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse
Grammar - The difference between knowing your $hit, and knowing you're $hit.
Spelling - The difference between being literate, and being Dinner.
I hope Comedy Central does a play-by-play parody of the address. I'm sure Bush will talk about getting his "help the rich" 'stimulus' package passed. He'll probably indirectly blame the democrats for their objection to it. I've heard he won't talk about Iraq, but I don't know what he will be talking about without Iraq. Maybe Homeland Security.... I dunno, because his domestic agenda is crap!
Predictions:
No one will understand what Bush say, but there will be a lot of applauding and a lot of booing.
Bush will say chicken and Iraq in the same sentence, but not correlate the two.
Bush will hold up his thumb the entire speech.
Cheney will fall asleep.
Some guy standing behind the president will stare into the camera the entire time.
Bush will use the word dictatorship, and start to laugh halfway through the word.
All the women will be wearing red, except for one or two really ugly ones.
We will make a lot of people angry.
Then... Powell will display the cloaking shield that we have been using to spy on Saddam, and he will reveal that Saddam is in fact an Alien!!! He will be hailed a god by some French cult who will immediatly clone him and have a fashion show. Saddam will be so disgusted by these people that he will run away, never to be seen again... Speculation will arise that he is hangin' with his bro Osama.
you forgot one thing... Cheney will have his umpteenth heart-attack during the process... Rumsfeld will smack him on the back and he'll come to
That is soooo ****ing funnyOriginally posted by Japher
Then... Powell will display the cloaking shield that we have been using to spy on Saddam, and he will reveal that Saddam is in fact an Alien!!! He will be hailed a god by some French cult who will immediatly clone him and have a fashion show. Saddam will be so disgusted by these people that he will run away, never to be seen again... Speculation will arise that he is hangin' with his bro Osama.
"When you ride alone, you ride with Bin Ladin"-Bill Maher
"All capital is dripping with blood."-Karl Marx
"Of course, my response to your Marx quote is 'So?'"-Imran Siddiqui
Then Condaleeza and Colin will rip off their masks and reveal that they are secretly the Osmonds.
SHAAAAAAAAAAAARON!!!!!!!Originally posted by Sava
Then Condaleeza and Colin will rip off their masks and reveal that they are secretly the Osmonds.
EDIT: Or, more accurately, Bush's reaction would most likely be "LAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURA!!!!!!"
Last edited by Jules; January 28, 2003 at 17:50.
"People sit in chairs!" - Bobby Baccalieri
It'd be hilarious if then Bush woke up and found himself sleeping with Barry Williams (Brady Dad)...
Re: Early thread on State of the Union address
Pigs might fly.Originally posted by DuncanK
What will the evidence be? Will it be enough to unite the world behind the administration on the war?
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Look, I just don't anymore, okay?
My greatest wish is to be half the poster MikeH is.
Sava, you've just scarred my mind for life with that image.Originally posted by Sava
It'd be hilarious if then Bush woke up and found himself sleeping with Barry Williams (Brady Dad)...
"People sit in chairs!" - Bobby Baccalieri
Speaking of Iraq war, check out this link:
http://www.idleworm.com/nws/2002/11/iraq2.shtml
"People sit in chairs!" - Bobby Baccalieri
That was good, and pretty dog gone accurate if I do say so...
I can't decide if Bush will use the word "freedom" 57 or 58 times.
Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?
My greatest wish is to be half the poster MikeH is.
Oh boy, here it comes. Oh and here's a link to the State of the Union Drinking Game
It's on right now. I don't feel like listening to all that bullshilt. Too much bullshit causes my head to explode.
I'll get the jist of it later.
Well, so far I'm with him on taxes, but not with him on his lines about "defense".
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I can't sleep. I see Bush on TV. He speaks in short sentences. There is lots of flaping hands afterwartd. I need sleep at least a little, but It seems I would have nightmare. I possibly have, then again I haven't.
Bush: Double taxation... flapping ...more taxproducts... Washington DC flaping long...
HIS SPEECH WAS CLEARLY PREPARED BY SOMEONE ELSE. He is educated, why he doesn't did it by himself?
Poor Yanks, they must see this type of ... every day and sometime twice per day.
I would go to sleep with words of Bush in my ears.
See ya at Friday.
Thanks for the info, Mr. Obvious.Originally posted by raghar
HIS SPEECH WAS CLEARLY PREPARED BY SOMEONE ELSE.
ACK!
"Foof." - Sasquatch.
here's the compassionate side of his conservatism that's been absent for 2 years....let's hope he can keep to it
"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
Bush requested funding for Hydrogen-Oxygen cars so that a child born today could drive a "pollution-free" when he gets his license.
What idiot cut-and-pasted the science for that line?
Hydrogen cars use atmospheric air just like current automobiles. Using hydrogen means hotter-running engines in a 78% nitrogen atmosphere...That means a buttload of NOx. NOx is one of the worst pollutants.
True hydrogen cars would be cleaner, no CO2, CO, soot, but "pullution-free"?
well, except the war and defense part
"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
Damn, this speech is 95% crap...only decent part so far has been tax cuts, eliminating marriage penalty, capital gains, etc.
"Freedom and security of the American people" what a hoot
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"Hitlerism"
I guess I'm not the only person that noticed that... Dubya seems to like making new words.Originally posted by ixnay
"Hitlerism"
"Peninshula"?? He said that while I was typing this...
Hitlerism is a word - Bush didn't make it up.
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Look, I just don't anymore, okay?
My greatest wish is to be half the poster MikeH is.
He has a good speech writer - its very well written. (even if I dont agree with the contents)
"Everything for the State, nothing against the State, nothing outside the State" - Benito Mussolini
He begins going off about how Saddam is violating the opinion of the world......
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