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    What's for breakfast?

    We have a lunch thread and a dinner thread. Obviously, we desperately need a breakfast thread.

    I had toast for my breakfast.

    Please join me in telling the whole world what you had for breakfast.


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    Today I had a fried egg sandwich with grilled onions and sliced tomato grilled in the same pan as the onions (which was later used with the eggs). Toast some sliced bread, put some mayo on it, and then top with salt & pepper to taste.
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    Frosted Flakes
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    Too late, all eaten up
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oerdin View Post
    Today I had a fried egg sandwich with grilled onions and sliced tomato grilled in the same pan as the onions (which was later used with the eggs). Toast some sliced bread, put some mayo on it, and then top with salt & pepper to taste.
    You don't need to describe how you make everything. It's obnoxious.

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    Protein drink.

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    Fried eggplant with rice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tupac Shakur View Post
    You don't need to describe how you make everything. It's obnoxious.
    I would like to thank Oerdin for taking the trouble to describe how he made it. It adds context and meaning as well as being a clearly described guide to making such a breakfast.

    Loosen up 2pac.

    I cooked my breakfast (toast) by getting two slices of bread and putting them in a toaster until they were toasted. i then spread butter on them and also spread vegemite on them. I then ate the toast. yum.
    Last edited by Braindead; July 15, 2011 at 06:20.

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    Agreed. Reading about how to make breakfast motivates me to make better breakfasts.

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    Frosted mini-wheats with milk, a can of low sodium V-8.
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    Today I had Frosted Flakes again.

    Tomorrow I will probably also have Frosted Flakes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
    Today I had Frosted Flakes again.

    Tomorrow I will probably also have Frosted Flakes.
    HC, you're so bland I don't even.

    I had an open sandwich with baked pork and an open sandwich with sweet quark/sourcream mix with raisins. And a cup of cocoa. I have my lunch at noon, so there's no need to eat more.
    Last edited by onodera; July 15, 2011 at 12:52.

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    I'm having Rocky Mountain Toast:



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    30 min run then lunch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Mad Monk View Post
    Agreed. Reading about how to make breakfast motivates me to make better breakfasts.



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    Coffee. Put water and coffee in the propper parts of the coffeemaker. Switch it on. Wait until the coffee is done. Voila!
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    eggs, cheese, beans, salsa, protien creme, pepper

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    Nothing. Got up late so straight to lunch in the bay.
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    corn bread and tangerines.
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    Omelet with tomatoes, onions and chicken. Served with side of home fries and salad
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeBro View Post
    Coffee. Put water and coffee in the propper parts of the coffeemaker. Switch it on. Wait until the coffee is done. Voila!
    Wow, me too

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    2 scrambled eggs, 4 strips of bacon, and biscuit with gravy.
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    That's not good for your heart. You should be eating leaf greens and tomatoes instead.

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    The usual...Shredded Wheat with semi-skimmed milk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riesstiu IV View Post


    That's not good for your heart. You should be eating leaf greens and tomatoes instead.
    It's a Sunday thing. Once a week can't be that bad.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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    This morning I want to the Terrace Buffet at the Argosy Casino in Riverside, Missouri.

    There I had a biscuit with sausage gravy, a biscuit with chipped beef gravy, a chicken-apple sausage, a bagel with a mountain of lox, a croissant with a small hill of lox, canned pears and peaches, fresh honeydew, catelope and watermelon, strawberries and blackberries, a cinnamon roll, and a chocolate munchkin. With OJ and coffee.

    Not bad for $9.99.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MOBIUS View Post
    Nothing. Got up late so straight to lunch in the bay.
    We call that a "dingo's breakfast".
    ie. A pee and a look around.

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    I thought dingos ate babies for breakfast.

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    porridge.
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