AC diplo discussion thread

Will9 · June 24, 2007, 10:00

Impaler started a thread on it. I hope no one minds that I posted this in it:

RP:

The great Banana has looked wisely upon Yang. You pretended to be our friend. We could have been great friends ruling the world together. Traitors shall not go unpushed by the Boneco. We even shared you in our decsion on where our next city would be since our planned site had been close to one of your cities. You just slaved the settler. We had open borders. Vox and Gathering Storm will not go unnoticing to the most pwerful nation on Nia Kontinento increasing its land. Even those great enemies know they most unite if they want live. This propoganda minister has told false stories. Only our women wear banana shoes and only in times of morning. They were morning that they were being taking. The banana leaf cloths are part of ritual cermenomy to ask the Boneco for guidence. Our wise men smoking bananas in the mountians knew that there would be an agressor to the Banana. We never thought it would be our great friends. We hope a destrojero eats you alive.

/RP

Nugog · June 25, 2007, 02:06

Lying mangy running dogs!

A curse on their house, their women and their fruits of all types!

I spit on them, their copper and their fancy ways!

Next time their Diplomats come calling I will put their heads on spikes over the entrance to the Cathedral of the Great Banana!

Daddy-O · June 25, 2007, 09:23

Sent to thediplomaticbanana last night:

Rejoice, your savior is here
Greetings the people of Banana!

For too long you have been suppressed by your leaders. For too long
Idolatry has been a "normal" way of living for the bananas. For too
long you have been bent by your leaders. For too long you have had no
choice.

Team Alpha Centauri has heard your many calls for the One True Yang
("Vivu Yang, Vivu Yang"). We have saved a group of civilian banana
refugees who were being chased by your own military. The stories they
told us about live as a Bananaian won over many of our hearts.

We have now pledged to liberate all the Banana people from evil and
oppression and bring the One True Yang to save their souls!

As from this moment, there is a state of War between the Centaurian
Republic and the leaders of the Despotic Bananas. Stay strong innocent
peoples of Banana for in a few more years you'll have a much better
world to live in.

Viva-la-Yang!!

Team Alpha Centauri, friends of the common banana people,
For The Glory Of The One True Yang

Daddy-O · June 25, 2007, 09:25

Will9 - That looks like a good response.

Daddy-O · June 25, 2007, 09:27

Fed,
Why did we lose?

fed1943 · June 25, 2007, 10:28

Daddy-O, two reasons IMHO:

First, a lot of wasted time (Spitville should be our 4th city,not 2nd,
for instance; no,then just 1, worker for long time);

Second, too much trust in diplomacy, want peace without to prepare
war.

And,please, don't misunderstand me, my anger is just RP.

Best regards,

Daddy-O · June 25, 2007, 10:35

ooh! Internal RP. Very nice.

I have to agree. It appears AC set us up from the start. Their thread on the War hints at that they tried to get us to build the road they attacked us with. Hopefully they are not that much stronger than us and these rush builds will help to slow them down.

On the diplo side I will send nothing to AC unless the teams requests it.

Nugog · June 25, 2007, 15:22

Originally posted by Daddy-O
It appears AC set us up from the start.

Their thread on the War hints at that they tried to get us to build the road they attacked us with.

Hints?

Daddy-O · June 25, 2007, 16:51

OK. States it outright. We were played for fools.

Nugog · June 25, 2007, 18:35

Originally posted by Nugog
Lying mangy running dogs!

A curse on their house, their women and their fruits of all types!

I spit on them, their copper and their fancy ways!

Next time their Diplomats come calling I will put their heads on spikes over the entrance to the Cathedral of the Great Banana!

Send them this in response...........

Addled Platypus · June 26, 2007, 05:35

any chances to get a three way agaisnt AC ??

that would be sweet

Will9 · June 26, 2007, 10:34

The only problem is Vox and GS will have to unite for this. I hope they relieze that if they keep fighting, they are both doomed.

Nugog · June 26, 2007, 14:34

Originally posted by Will9
The only problem is Vox and GS will have to unite for this.

That would be nice - if they can get to us in time.......

I hope they relieze that if they keep fighting, they are both doomed.

Unless AC and GS have decided to split the land between them.

Have we approached GS and Vox?

Daddy-O · June 26, 2007, 17:22

sending diplo now.

Daddy-O · June 26, 2007, 17:44

I could not resist...

Alpha Centurians
There must be some misunderstanding. There have been harsh words spoken of each others nations in public and here. It seems that, with the best intentions, I am sure, you have taken our settlers into protective custody. Our happy band of banana treat eating settlers were strolling towards the river to settle our newest hamlet - Yang's Gate when your kind troops took them in. You should probably return them to us unharmed along with appropriate reparations. The Great Banana, whose name dare not be uttered, has assured us that his wrath will be spared you if this is done.

As we say,
"Banano por via postaĵo"

The Diplomatic Banana

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"A Banana for your backside"

Nugog · June 26, 2007, 21:34

Daddy-O · June 29, 2007, 13:39

Their reply is just as funny, though not helpful. We are at war.

Date: Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:42:19 +0300
From: "Sheng-Ji Yang"
To: "The Diplomatic Banana"
Subject: Re: Diplo: AC & Banana... of roads, friendships, and citi

Oh Great Banana!

We tremble before the wrath of The Great Banana, who dwells so ripe
and righteous in the evergreen glades of divine fruits, nuts and
assorted vegetables.

We will of course release your workers, and send them back home,
immediately. Furthermore, as a gesture of our respect and love for all
Bananas, even the really old, brown bananas, we will provide the
workers with a sizeable military escort, to ensure their safety in
these troublesome times.

Please have all your warriors leave the dusty and crowded cities and
come meet us out in the open so that we may join hands and dance
happily under the blue sky.

AC

Please note the time and compare to GS's diplo sent to us.

Are they consulting each other? Probably.

Nugog · June 29, 2007, 14:46

Originally posted by Daddy-O

Are they consulting each other? Probably.

And have been for quite a long time I suspect.......

Addled Platypus · June 30, 2007, 04:39

cant get much worse....take no quarter

Nugog · June 30, 2007, 05:30

Originally posted by Addled Platypus
cant get much worse....take no quarter

Who let you out..............

Daddy-O · July 3, 2007, 10:40

We have much to discuss and it is being lost across too many threads. Please come here.

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthrea...hreadid=167746

Nugog · July 3, 2007, 14:26

Nugog · July 30, 2007, 01:12

I say we go over there and give 'em the

Daddy-O · September 7, 2007, 10:55

I thought I'd give them a chance to surrender to us.

SUBJECT: Team Banana & AC Diplo: Terms

Followers of Yang,
Team Banana grows in ways that you do not know of. As we say, "The plantain thickens the stew."

You have disgraced yourself as Malbonaj Homoj! Stop your star-crossed hegemony now. Return to your place among the Boneco while you still can.

Name terms that you'd be willing to surrender to, and the Great Banana, whose name dare not be uttered, might have mercy on your nation.

Nia Lando!
Nia Batalo!
Nia BANANO!

The Diplomatic Banana

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