Rejoice, your savior is here
Greetings the people of Banana!
For too long you have been suppressed by your leaders. For too long
Idolatry has been a "normal" way of living for the bananas. For too
long you have been bent by your leaders. For too long you have had no
Team Alpha Centauri has heard your many calls for the One True Yang
("Vivu Yang, Vivu Yang"). We have saved a group of civilian banana
refugees who were being chased by your own military. The stories they
told us about live as a Bananaian won over many of our hearts.
We have now pledged to liberate all the Banana people from evil and
oppression and bring the One True Yang to save their souls!
As from this moment, there is a state of War between the Centaurian
Republic and the leaders of the Despotic Bananas. Stay strong innocent
peoples of Banana for in a few more years you'll have a much better
world to live in.
Team Alpha Centauri, friends of the common banana people,
For The Glory Of The One True Yang