Nintendo announces its new console "companion": Wii U

[Wiglaf]

I'm still here and I swear to GOD just because some antisocial asspirate doesn't have any friends in Toronto and has to play everything online DOES NOT MEAN THE WIIU IS A FAILURE. You took a job in Toronto to be with your gay lover and obsess over landscaping, no one blames you for that, but actions have consequences, and one of them is that you HAVE NO ONE TO PLAY WII WITH. Please stop TAKING IT OUT ON THE WII. Thank you.

The WIIU WILL OUTSELL EITHER THE PS4 OR XBOX ONE, MARK MY WORDS

[Wiglaf]

NOW I AM GOING TO BUY A NINDENDO 3DS BECAUSE THEY HAVE FIRE EMBLEM MY PLANE FLIGHTS WITHOUT WIFI WILL NOW NO LONGER BE INTERMINAL