CEAW PBEM:Gruner Von Gramps VS President Cerberus IV

[CerberusIV]

Our correspondent in Warsaw reports Polish units digging in aound the capital amid reports of heavy fighting and claims that several German Panzer Corps have suffered heavy losses.

The Admiralty has confirmed that a joint Anglo-French naval force is seeking a suspected German U-Boat concentration in the North Atlantic

Further Bomber Command raids on the Ruhr continue to damage German military production.

[Grandpa Troll]

Poland surrenders and Germany now must reeducate those inferior people to the indoctrination process from its New Fatherland.

In other news, Loyalist Polish Partisans have, after enduring interrogations, given us the names of certain foreign trouble makers.

Several British press agents were outed as Spies and enemies of the Fatherland and have been tried in the field and summarially hanged in Warsaws Town Center.

A message all should heed, you are for us or you are dead before us.


So the British Intelligence Agency wants information on our troops capabilitries, we shall send some units closer so they may see our capabilities.

And our Luftwaffe wants the R A F Bombers and Fighters to know what awaits its downed Pilots, no quarter shall be offered or given.

[CerberusIV]

Representatives of the Polish government in exile have been welcomed to London by the Prime Minister.

A raid on industrial areas in the German city of Essen has inflicted damage on the German war making capacity. One of our aircraft failed to return, ditching in the North Sea on the return flight. The crew were rescued safely by the Royal Navy.

[Grandpa Troll]

Air Vice Admiral Klaus Schmellerninier has moved support to our Industrial Ruhr Valley.

Support forces also are moved in as France has flexed military might in our border region.

This cannot be tolerated and shall be dealt with accordingly.

[CerberusIV]

Air Marshall Smyth-Waffle has announced a policy of switching Bomber Command to night raids in the face of increasing German defences.

The Prime Minister has announced the formation of the Home Guard. These will be units of local volunteers defending their areas.

Skilled shipyard workers have been placed on the list of trades exempt from conscription so as not to interfere with the naval construction programme.

In other news, Prime Minister Camembert has appointed General Giraud to command the French forces in Northern France.

[Grandpa Troll]

Colonel Martin Hessler has assumed Command of all Armored Forces, including training, targeting and acquisition of enemy infiltrating units.



He will oversee logistics specific to Germanies Policy of Blitzkreig

In other news released by our Fatherland, Special Operations Kommander now is occupied by the worthy and ruthless Otto Skorzeny

[CerberusIV]

All quiet on the Western Front.

[Grandpa Troll]

Luftwaffe, now having redeployed additional squadrons, looks for British Bombing Runs out of Dover.





The Fatherland has a new Hero Ace, Wilhelm Balthasar
Major pf our formidable Luftwaffe!

[CerberusIV]

I should probably put spoiler tags on this so as not to ruin the surprise - the Germans all die by the end!

In other news the British press has dubbed the war as "Sitzkrieg" as everybody just seems to be sitting around at the moment.

[Grandpa Troll]

NEIN!!!!

Das Nacht Hunt est guten hunt!!

Allied Lies, we are not quiet but busy planning you eventual demise!!

We Fatherland Warriors shall prevail!!

[Main_Brain]

Sir, Please stop raping the German Language

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Main_Brain
Sir, Please stop raping the German Language

Sorry, the best I could get to do press releases, said he owned a home near a couple who owned a German Shepard

NEIN!!!!=NO

Das Nacht Hunt est guten hunt!!=The Night Dog is good dog

This was what "He" was trying to say

Gruner Von Gramps

[CerberusIV]

Sitzkrieg continues.

[Grandpa Troll]

Continued movement of Superior Axis Troops are now within striking distance of the French Maginot Line!

[Main_Brain]

WTF is a night dog?

Dog = Hund

est = latin for is= ist

good dog = guter Hund